[oneshot] Pet Date

[yakiseop]

Title: Pet Date
Group: EXO
Pairing: Chansoo, sorta xiuris i guess????
Rating: PG bleh bleh
Length: 2,052 words
Summary: catboy Kyunsoo thinks dogboy Chanyeol is annoying, but is pleased to discover a hidden talent of his canine acquaintance.
A/N: for yesi i dont even know

Comments

[seafoamblues]

i'M YELLIN FUCK KITTY SOO Is SO CUTE FUCK FUFKCK
om G owner minseok OMG OMg XIURIS
crIES LOUDLY kittysoo's thoughts are so ;;;;;;;;; cute and kitty-like.,............
fckn...... chan yeol..... FKC dogyeol does things to me
cHANYEOL YOU ARE SO................
CHANYEOL !!!!!!!!!!!
i'm crying this is perf cat and dog relationship
FCK HE'S SO ANNYOIUGN FUCK I'M LAUGHIGN FUCK cHANYEOl
ha ha hahhaha ha xiuris are gonna do the frickity
"You're friends, right?" lol
"Shit. Chanyeol is really good at petting."
8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
is soo in heat or smth IS THAT WHY HE SMELLS SO GOOD..... gOD PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE
laughs @ soo telling him what to do FUCK
SLEEPING LIKE BABIES IN EACH OTHER's ARMS
YELLS
pm sl o h og o dod od IS MINSEOK SETTIN HIS CAT UP ON A D ATe
SEQUEL PLS I BEG OF U
rolls around in bliss

[yakiseop]

SEAFOAMBLUES SSHI YOU'RE HERE YOU READ MY FIC!!! ♥
kittysoo is essential bless yesi for making me write this
YES XIURIS YES
AND IKR i've wanted to write dogyeol for ages, i seriously considered dogyeol/kittytao and dogyeol/kittyxing but eventually the chansoo called for me
ha ha hahhaha ha xiuris are gonna do the frickity S.,DNKLJDFKLSDBFSBDHKLVBSHDFKSFDSFDK
not so secret fact that every time xiuris leave their pets alone at kris' place they head over to minseok's place for some ~~~intimate times
AND YES heat hormones i conveniently made them smell sweet and tantalizing i can bend biology
minseok has exactly 0 shame
AND YES SEQUEL IN THE MAKING!!! I HOPE I DON'T SCREW IT UP
THANK YOU FOR READING AND COMMENTING SENPAI YOU'RE EVERYTHING ♥♥♥

[seafoamblues]

lol flavia pls........ i am no senpai
kittysoo is /rolls around in pure bliss
yes yes you have made the right decision
YELLS LOUDLY POOPS MYSELF pls link me when you're done omg *________* I'M SO EXCITED you won't screw it up omfg..........
you're welcome, pls write more cute things xox

[prettyminstrel]

i'm going to thank every deity that made u make this chansoo like f r ick that was so EFFIN PERFECT LIKE ASFWQJHGE

can't wait for the sequel!!exclamationpoints!!

[yakiseop]

omg thank you so much i'm so glad you like this self indulgent thing ;;;; thank you
the sequel is finally coming together!1!!!!!! pls wait for it excitedly
thank you for reading and commenting!! ♥

[jojokawaii]

SO CUTE I CANNOT!!!!!!!!!!

I love Kyungsoo's I hate everything attitude and Chanyeols Chanyeolness and ahbsjskakakskks!!!!'!!
cANT!!!

[drankcontrast]

GROOOOOOOOOOOSS

[taakenoiodahara]

HYPERVENTILATES AT THE CUTENESS OMG BREATHES INTO PAPER BAG