Title: S̜͚͜w̸̨̧̭̭͓͖̼̝͕̬̺e̳̭̠͢e̢͓̙t̴̛̜͖͇̫͡ͅ ̧͓͇̠͕̼͉Ś͙̠̱̖̖͙͔̹͘a̢͚̗̭͓͇̮c̮͚̘̲͕̺̀r̻̭̯̳̜̟̞͜͟i̡͚͈̠͍͟f̙̺̀͢ì̫̞̟̦̰̮̺̺̙̀͢c̭̝͍͕̪̩̦̺e̛͈̘̗͚͉ͅͅ
Group: EXO
Pairing: Baekxing
Rating: PG... for NOW...
Length: mere 2,139
Summary: In this chapter, Yixing isn't mugged; instead, he brings something interesting home.
A/N: this is for brandnewwind happy halloween yall

( Part 1 - Carrot Soup. )

Title: Pet Date - third base.
Group: EXO
Pairing: Chansoo, side Xiuris yes Kris is in this fic
Rating: R
Length: a solid 6,632 words of porn
Summary: catboy Kyunsoo is in heat and yes, his owner Minseok totally set him up on a date with dogboy Chanyeol.
A/N: thank you to all the friends who cheered me on while i was writing this trainwreck. i'm ( Read more... )

Title: Suspicious (or: Huang Zitao's Week Of Misfortune)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Lay/Tao
Length: 648 words
Summary: Zitao is just trying to protect the people of the mall against the evils of bad personal grooming and excessively distracted facial expressions.
Warnings: no actual knowledge of how malls work was used in this fic.

( “Won't you introduce your terrorist to us, Taozi?” )

The Magic Word. xiuhun, R.

( smfh at myself )

Title: Cups of Coffee and Fairytales.
Group: EXO
Pairing: Luhan/Xiumin
Rating: PG
Length: ~18,000 words
Summary: Minseok’s daily life is lonely and morose, brightened only by his son, his business, and his garden. One certain spring, a set of unusual rains arrive at his town, along with a rather charming mythical being.
A/N: written for the xiuhan ( Read more... )

( “You drank coffee with a fairy? Are you serious?!” )

( “How cruel it is that someone as kind as you suffers so much?” )

start a fire. cha&yeol, masterpiece boy au. 1,426w.

( petty thief hakyeon meets arsonist chanyeol )

Title: It's raining dick, hallelujah
Group: EXO
Pairing: Baekhyun/Chanyeol/D.O
Rating: R
Length: 774 words
Summary: "kyungsoo sucking baekyeol's dicks at the same time" that's it that's the fic
A/N: written for morgan, r stands for run to the fucking mountains or something i don't know what is porn

( this fic does not deserve a cute cut text )

Title: Complex Courtship Methods
Group: EXO
Pairing: Xiuhan
Rating: PG bc someone said "shit" once
Length: 3,345 words
Summary: Minseok's birthday quietly approaches, and Lu Han vanishes in a quest for a suitable birthday present. EXO is left to deal with the consequences.
A/N: happy birthday mini man!! dutifully dedicated to mano and danie. ( Read more... )