I'm a bad egg.. I've "rubbed shana" and washed my hands...and Remind me not to break Oreo.

[fukdwithaknife]

1.Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Denise.
2.Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Denise is near.
3.The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Denise.
4.Olive oil was used for washing Denise in the ancient Mediterranean world.
5.The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Denise, and 400

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[musicaldelirium]

ay dios.

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[catchamuse]

7. Blue Bunnies have only one weakness - the colour yellow.

I always knew it!!!!!!!!!