LOG: Shishido and Oishi
LOG: Shishido and Oishi play tennis, then go back to Shishido's house.
Awkwardest log ever. NC-17 of course. BNR.
Shishido: *GAME SET AND MATCH WON BY OISHI*
Oishi: ^__^ Good game, Shishido.
Shishido: *glares at Oishi* Good game? That was LAME.
Oishi: *...frowns* What do you mean, lame?
Shishido: I was off. I don't usually play that bad.
Oishi: Why were you off?
Shishido: I just wasn't in a good mood. I had a bad night last night and everything's lame. *stuffs his racquet into his bag*
Oishi: *packs up his racket and the tennis balls* Oh. *pauses* Sorry to hear that.
Shishido: Don't ever invite Yukimura over your house.
Shishido: *pause* I didn't even invite him!
Oishi: Okay. I'll...remember that then.
Oishi: *wants to ask what happened but doesn't*
Shishido: So. *stands up with his stuff all packed away* I guess I'm going home now.
Oishi: Oh. ...Okay. ...I thought I was...Um. Bye then. *is HURT*
Shishido: ...what?
Shishido: I mean.
Shishido: Do you want to do something else?
Oishi: ...It's okay if you don't want to.
Shishido: No it's fine! *frowns* You want to...do something else?
Oishi: Um. *awkward* I thought we were going to go your house and eat cereal or something. But it doesn't matter.
Shishido: ...oh yeah. We can do that! My house is kind of lame but sure.
Oishi: ...Why is your house lame?
Shishido: *shakes his head* It doesn't matter. Just come on.
Shishido: *starts walking and gestures for him to follow*
Oishi: Alright...*confused* *puts bag over his shoulder and follows him*
Shishido: *still frowning* It's nothing against you or anything. I just forgot.
Oishi: Yeah. It's okay. Sounds like you've had a lot on your mind.
Shishido: *shakes his head quickly* No, not really! Just a bad day yesterday!
Oishi: *concerned* Why was it bad? Or do you not want to talk about it?
Shishido: Yukimura showed up at my house and then dragged me to a gay bar! And then he... *shifty eyes and leans in* He did lame things in my bed.
Oishi: A what? *turns red* And what do you mean, lame things?
Shishido: He MADE me! *is red as well*
Shishido: ...you know.
Shishido: Him and some other guy.
Oishi: But...you're not old enough to go...isn't that...WHY?
Oishi: ...on your bed? *turns redder*
Shishido: That's what I thought too! *flails* It doesn't matter.
Shishido: YES. On my bed.
Shishido: That's why I hate him.
Oishi: But you could get molested at a place like that!
Shishido: I'm AWARE of that.
Oishi: Okay...
Oishi: That's...uh. I could see why you're in a bad mood.
Shishido: ...exactly! *looks up ahead at his house which is close because he lives near the tennis courts*
Oishi: *looks at the house too* Whoa, that's a big house. I wonder who lives there.
Shishido: ...that's MY house. Why would we be walking to a random house?
Oishi: Oh. I don't know!
Oishi: It's a nice house.
Shishido: Thanks? *walks up to the door and unlocks it* This is the living room.
Oishi: *walks into the house* *stares* Ah. Should I take off my shoes or something?
Shishido: *nods and takes his shoes off* Yeah my mom doesn't like it when people track mud into the house.
Oishi: *takes off shoes too* Yeah. It's clean.
Shishido: Well you haven't seen the kitchen or my bedroom. My mom's been away for a week so it's not as clean as usual.
Oishi: Why is she away?
Shishido: A business trip. *shrugs* It's pretty lame.
Oishi: Oh. Does she go on them a lot?
Shishido: Not REALLY. Just when she does, it's for like...two weeks.
Oishi: Ah. That must be hard.
Shishido: Not really. I'm not five. I can handle my mom being away for a little bit! *walks into the kitchen*
Oishi: I didn't say you couldn't! *follows him*
Shishido: *pulls out the Captain Crunch* You made it seem that way, Oishi. I don't care that my mom's gone.
Oishi: Oh. Sorry. I didn't mean - Never mind. We're eating Captain Crunch now?
Shishido: *looks at the box* Oishi, you're really throwing me off. I don't know what you want to do.
Oishi: I'm throwing you off? *blinks* I thought the fish was named Captain Crunch, but we were going to eat Smacks or something. Because Captain Crunch makes your mouth hurt.
Shishido: I bought Captain Crunch because I thought that's what you were talking about.
Oishi: What? There was another cereal...*confused* We can eat this then.
Shishido: ...*slides it toward him* Why are we even eating cereal?
Oishi: *takes the cereal box and looks at it* I don't know. I'm not really hungry. You originally invited me over to eat cereal.
Shishido: *grabs the box and then starts toward the stairs* How about you come help me out with my fish.
Oishi: ... Okay. How is he doing? *follows him up the stairs*
Shishido: *goes into his room which is slightly askew and smells of bleach*
Shishido: *walks toward the tank* I think he needs another one in there.
Oishi: *looks around the room* Ah. Smells...nice.
Oishi: *goes over to the fish tank* You think he's lonely?
Shishido: Nice? You mean you can still smell it?!
Oishi: Smell what?!
Oishi: It smells like bleach...
Shishido: *grabs a contrainer of bleach wipes* Oh. Okay good. *puts them down.
Oishi: What? *stares*
Shishido: Nothing. *walks over to the fish tank* Yukimura is lame.
Oishi: Okay. *looks into the fish tank* *smiles* I like the set up with the pirate ship.
Shishido: *points at it* It's pretty cool but the noises it makes keeps me up at night.
Oishi: The bubbling you mean?
Shishido: *nods* Usually I turn it off at night.
Oishi: Oh. My fish tanks make noises too, but I'm so used to it I don't hear the noises unless I listen for them.
Shishido: I can't sleep with any noise or light in my room. It's pretty lame.
Oishi: Oh. There's nothing wrong with that. I just have a little light from my fish tanks.
Shishido: Oishi.
Shishido: That's practically you sleeping with a nightlight.
Oishi: What? *offended* No it isn't! I don't need the light! My fish tanks are lit up so that the fish can see!
Shishido: But don't the fish need to sleep at night?
Oishi: *shakes head* They don't need to sleep.
Shishido: Maybe YOUR fish don't.
Shishido: Because you leave the light on.
Oishi: All fish don't sleep, Shishido.
Oishi: I leave the light on so they know where they're going and don't run into things.
Shishido: Oh. *turns the light on* That's lame.
Oishi: But your fish would be fine without it too.
Shishido: I'm getting the feeling you actually don't know what you're talking about.
Oishi: I do! *glares* You don't need a light, but it's just nice to have one.
Shishido: *grabs some food and feeds his fish* Oh. Okay. *shifty eyes*
Oishi: *frowns* I've had fish a lot longer than you have.
Shishido: *frowns back at me* Are you trying to say something, Oishi?
Oishi: *looks down* Just that I know more about fish than you do.
Shishido: So? I know more than you about plenty of other things.
Oishi: I know! I wasn't implying... I was just offended when you said I don't know what I'm talking about.
Shishido: *glares at him* Don't get offended at ME, Oishi. They're just fish!
Oishi: *takes a deep breath* Alright. Fine. Did you have any other questions about them then?
Shishido: *shakes his head* No, that's all. *turns the pirate ship on as well* They seem fine.
Oishi: Yeah. That's good then.
Shishido: So are we done here? The fumes of the bleach are giving me a headache. @.@
Oishi: Oh. Sure. Where are we going?
Shishido: Going? ...what? I just meant out of my room!
Oishi: Into the hall?
Shishido: ...do you want to go into the hall?
Oishi: No...not really. Um. But if we're leaving your room we have to go somewhere, that's all I meant.
Shishido: No I just meant we could hang out somewhere that ISN'T my room. You know what I mean.
Oishi: ...Yes. That's fine.
Shishido: Geez Oishi. *walks out into the hallway* You always have to make everything so awkward.
Oishi: I do? No I don't! You're the one who misunderstood me. *follows*
Shishido: I didn't misunderstand you!
Oishi: Whatever. It doesn't matter. I don't mean to make things awkward.
Shishido: ... *goes back into his room and opens the window up before walking out and closing the door* I was just saying.
Oishi: Okay. What happened to the cereal?
Shishido: I left it downstairs.
Oishi: *blinks* I thought you brought it to your room.
Shishido: Did I? *lkadsjgl* Then it's in my room.
Oishi: Okay. I was just wondering. *looks at shoes*
Shishido: ... *looks at him*
Shishido: Should I get it?
Oishi: I don't know. Are you hungry?
Shishido: Not for Captain Crunch or anything like that.
Oishi: Oh. We could eat something else then.
Shishido: We don't really have a lot of food in my house. *goes down the stairs* But we could look.
Oishi: *follows him* Ah. But. We don't have to eat then. I could go home and eat. *feels bad for making Shishido feed him*
Shishido: *opens up the fridge* My brother and I haven't gone shopping.
Shishido: *looks in fridge to see a hunk of cheese, baking soda and some leftovers boxes*
Oishi: Yes. I can see that.
Shishido: We've just ordered out every night.
Oishi: Oh. We could do that then.
Shishido: Order out?
Oishi: Yeah....Or we could eat the cheese.
Shishido: ...
Shishido: ...
Shishido: Do you want to eat the cheese?
Oishi: Not really.
Shishido: Good because it's mine anyway.
Shishido: Where should we order from?
Oishi: Some place that won't mess up our order this time. *frowns*
Shishido: It ALWAYS happens Oishi. You need to speak more clearly or something.
Oishi: I speak plenty clearly! 'Spicy shrimp' sounds nothing like 'eggrolls'! I don't know where they got that!
Shishido: That kind of attitude won't get you to win Nationals!
Oishi: ... My attitude is fine!
Oishi: What does that have to do with anything?!
Shishido: ...it doesn't matter. *grabs the phone*
Oishi: Alright. Who are you calling?
Shishido: ...the delivery place? Why?
Oishi: *frowns* Which one?
Shishido: Does it matter? *raises an eyebrow* Why are you frowning at me?
Oishi: No. Except we never decided. *...stops frowning* But you should pick since you know the places around here.
Shishido: I was going to ASK you before I called, obviously.
Oishi: Oh. Right. Well then what about...burgers?
Shishido: *scrunches his nose* I don't really like burgers that much.
Oishi: Oh. What are you hungry for?
Shishido: Chicken nuggets and fries.
Oishi: That sounds fine. And I don't see how they could mess that up. ^_^
Shishido: Well that's what I want.
Oishi: You could get that, and I could get a burger then.
Shishido: All right. *dials the phone number, orders the food and, as usual, their order is messed up*
Shishido: *HAW HAW HAW*
Awkwardest log ever. NC-17 of course. BNR.
Shishido: *GAME SET AND MATCH WON BY OISHI*
Oishi: ^__^ Good game, Shishido.
Shishido: *glares at Oishi* Good game? That was LAME.
Oishi: *...frowns* What do you mean, lame?
Shishido: I was off. I don't usually play that bad.
Oishi: Why were you off?
Shishido: I just wasn't in a good mood. I had a bad night last night and everything's lame. *stuffs his racquet into his bag*
Oishi: *packs up his racket and the tennis balls* Oh. *pauses* Sorry to hear that.
Shishido: Don't ever invite Yukimura over your house.
Shishido: *pause* I didn't even invite him!
Oishi: Okay. I'll...remember that then.
Oishi: *wants to ask what happened but doesn't*
Shishido: So. *stands up with his stuff all packed away* I guess I'm going home now.
Oishi: Oh. ...Okay. ...I thought I was...Um. Bye then. *is HURT*
Shishido: ...what?
Shishido: I mean.
Shishido: Do you want to do something else?
Oishi: ...It's okay if you don't want to.
Shishido: No it's fine! *frowns* You want to...do something else?
Oishi: Um. *awkward* I thought we were going to go your house and eat cereal or something. But it doesn't matter.
Shishido: ...oh yeah. We can do that! My house is kind of lame but sure.
Oishi: ...Why is your house lame?
Shishido: *shakes his head* It doesn't matter. Just come on.
Shishido: *starts walking and gestures for him to follow*
Oishi: Alright...*confused* *puts bag over his shoulder and follows him*
Shishido: *still frowning* It's nothing against you or anything. I just forgot.
Oishi: Yeah. It's okay. Sounds like you've had a lot on your mind.
Shishido: *shakes his head quickly* No, not really! Just a bad day yesterday!
Oishi: *concerned* Why was it bad? Or do you not want to talk about it?
Shishido: Yukimura showed up at my house and then dragged me to a gay bar! And then he... *shifty eyes and leans in* He did lame things in my bed.
Oishi: A what? *turns red* And what do you mean, lame things?
Shishido: He MADE me! *is red as well*
Shishido: ...you know.
Shishido: Him and some other guy.
Oishi: But...you're not old enough to go...isn't that...WHY?
Oishi: ...on your bed? *turns redder*
Shishido: That's what I thought too! *flails* It doesn't matter.
Shishido: YES. On my bed.
Shishido: That's why I hate him.
Oishi: But you could get molested at a place like that!
Shishido: I'm AWARE of that.
Oishi: Okay...
Oishi: That's...uh. I could see why you're in a bad mood.
Shishido: ...exactly! *looks up ahead at his house which is close because he lives near the tennis courts*
Oishi: *looks at the house too* Whoa, that's a big house. I wonder who lives there.
Shishido: ...that's MY house. Why would we be walking to a random house?
Oishi: Oh. I don't know!
Oishi: It's a nice house.
Shishido: Thanks? *walks up to the door and unlocks it* This is the living room.
Oishi: *walks into the house* *stares* Ah. Should I take off my shoes or something?
Shishido: *nods and takes his shoes off* Yeah my mom doesn't like it when people track mud into the house.
Oishi: *takes off shoes too* Yeah. It's clean.
Shishido: Well you haven't seen the kitchen or my bedroom. My mom's been away for a week so it's not as clean as usual.
Oishi: Why is she away?
Shishido: A business trip. *shrugs* It's pretty lame.
Oishi: Oh. Does she go on them a lot?
Shishido: Not REALLY. Just when she does, it's for like...two weeks.
Oishi: Ah. That must be hard.
Shishido: Not really. I'm not five. I can handle my mom being away for a little bit! *walks into the kitchen*
Oishi: I didn't say you couldn't! *follows him*
Shishido: *pulls out the Captain Crunch* You made it seem that way, Oishi. I don't care that my mom's gone.
Oishi: Oh. Sorry. I didn't mean - Never mind. We're eating Captain Crunch now?
Shishido: *looks at the box* Oishi, you're really throwing me off. I don't know what you want to do.
Oishi: I'm throwing you off? *blinks* I thought the fish was named Captain Crunch, but we were going to eat Smacks or something. Because Captain Crunch makes your mouth hurt.
Shishido: I bought Captain Crunch because I thought that's what you were talking about.
Oishi: What? There was another cereal...*confused* We can eat this then.
Shishido: ...*slides it toward him* Why are we even eating cereal?
Oishi: *takes the cereal box and looks at it* I don't know. I'm not really hungry. You originally invited me over to eat cereal.
Shishido: *grabs the box and then starts toward the stairs* How about you come help me out with my fish.
Oishi: ... Okay. How is he doing? *follows him up the stairs*
Shishido: *goes into his room which is slightly askew and smells of bleach*
Shishido: *walks toward the tank* I think he needs another one in there.
Oishi: *looks around the room* Ah. Smells...nice.
Oishi: *goes over to the fish tank* You think he's lonely?
Shishido: Nice? You mean you can still smell it?!
Oishi: Smell what?!
Oishi: It smells like bleach...
Shishido: *grabs a contrainer of bleach wipes* Oh. Okay good. *puts them down.
Oishi: What? *stares*
Shishido: Nothing. *walks over to the fish tank* Yukimura is lame.
Oishi: Okay. *looks into the fish tank* *smiles* I like the set up with the pirate ship.
Shishido: *points at it* It's pretty cool but the noises it makes keeps me up at night.
Oishi: The bubbling you mean?
Shishido: *nods* Usually I turn it off at night.
Oishi: Oh. My fish tanks make noises too, but I'm so used to it I don't hear the noises unless I listen for them.
Shishido: I can't sleep with any noise or light in my room. It's pretty lame.
Oishi: Oh. There's nothing wrong with that. I just have a little light from my fish tanks.
Shishido: Oishi.
Shishido: That's practically you sleeping with a nightlight.
Oishi: What? *offended* No it isn't! I don't need the light! My fish tanks are lit up so that the fish can see!
Shishido: But don't the fish need to sleep at night?
Oishi: *shakes head* They don't need to sleep.
Shishido: Maybe YOUR fish don't.
Shishido: Because you leave the light on.
Oishi: All fish don't sleep, Shishido.
Oishi: I leave the light on so they know where they're going and don't run into things.
Shishido: Oh. *turns the light on* That's lame.
Oishi: But your fish would be fine without it too.
Shishido: I'm getting the feeling you actually don't know what you're talking about.
Oishi: I do! *glares* You don't need a light, but it's just nice to have one.
Shishido: *grabs some food and feeds his fish* Oh. Okay. *shifty eyes*
Oishi: *frowns* I've had fish a lot longer than you have.
Shishido: *frowns back at me* Are you trying to say something, Oishi?
Oishi: *looks down* Just that I know more about fish than you do.
Shishido: So? I know more than you about plenty of other things.
Oishi: I know! I wasn't implying... I was just offended when you said I don't know what I'm talking about.
Shishido: *glares at him* Don't get offended at ME, Oishi. They're just fish!
Oishi: *takes a deep breath* Alright. Fine. Did you have any other questions about them then?
Shishido: *shakes his head* No, that's all. *turns the pirate ship on as well* They seem fine.
Oishi: Yeah. That's good then.
Shishido: So are we done here? The fumes of the bleach are giving me a headache. @.@
Oishi: Oh. Sure. Where are we going?
Shishido: Going? ...what? I just meant out of my room!
Oishi: Into the hall?
Shishido: ...do you want to go into the hall?
Oishi: No...not really. Um. But if we're leaving your room we have to go somewhere, that's all I meant.
Shishido: No I just meant we could hang out somewhere that ISN'T my room. You know what I mean.
Oishi: ...Yes. That's fine.
Shishido: Geez Oishi. *walks out into the hallway* You always have to make everything so awkward.
Oishi: I do? No I don't! You're the one who misunderstood me. *follows*
Shishido: I didn't misunderstand you!
Oishi: Whatever. It doesn't matter. I don't mean to make things awkward.
Shishido: ... *goes back into his room and opens the window up before walking out and closing the door* I was just saying.
Oishi: Okay. What happened to the cereal?
Shishido: I left it downstairs.
Oishi: *blinks* I thought you brought it to your room.
Shishido: Did I? *lkadsjgl* Then it's in my room.
Oishi: Okay. I was just wondering. *looks at shoes*
Shishido: ... *looks at him*
Shishido: Should I get it?
Oishi: I don't know. Are you hungry?
Shishido: Not for Captain Crunch or anything like that.
Oishi: Oh. We could eat something else then.
Shishido: We don't really have a lot of food in my house. *goes down the stairs* But we could look.
Oishi: *follows him* Ah. But. We don't have to eat then. I could go home and eat. *feels bad for making Shishido feed him*
Shishido: *opens up the fridge* My brother and I haven't gone shopping.
Shishido: *looks in fridge to see a hunk of cheese, baking soda and some leftovers boxes*
Oishi: Yes. I can see that.
Shishido: We've just ordered out every night.
Oishi: Oh. We could do that then.
Shishido: Order out?
Oishi: Yeah....Or we could eat the cheese.
Shishido: ...
Shishido: ...
Shishido: Do you want to eat the cheese?
Oishi: Not really.
Shishido: Good because it's mine anyway.
Shishido: Where should we order from?
Oishi: Some place that won't mess up our order this time. *frowns*
Shishido: It ALWAYS happens Oishi. You need to speak more clearly or something.
Oishi: I speak plenty clearly! 'Spicy shrimp' sounds nothing like 'eggrolls'! I don't know where they got that!
Shishido: That kind of attitude won't get you to win Nationals!
Oishi: ... My attitude is fine!
Oishi: What does that have to do with anything?!
Shishido: ...it doesn't matter. *grabs the phone*
Oishi: Alright. Who are you calling?
Shishido: ...the delivery place? Why?
Oishi: *frowns* Which one?
Shishido: Does it matter? *raises an eyebrow* Why are you frowning at me?
Oishi: No. Except we never decided. *...stops frowning* But you should pick since you know the places around here.
Shishido: I was going to ASK you before I called, obviously.
Oishi: Oh. Right. Well then what about...burgers?
Shishido: *scrunches his nose* I don't really like burgers that much.
Oishi: Oh. What are you hungry for?
Shishido: Chicken nuggets and fries.
Oishi: That sounds fine. And I don't see how they could mess that up. ^_^
Shishido: Well that's what I want.
Oishi: You could get that, and I could get a burger then.
Shishido: All right. *dials the phone number, orders the food and, as usual, their order is messed up*
Shishido: *HAW HAW HAW*