LOG: Tezuka, Taka, Oishi, Horio
LOG: Tezuka and Oishi visit Kawamura Sushi for lunch and Taka acts strangely. And HORIO shows up!!! Etc, etc. This is PURE CRACK. It wins at life.
Taka: I HAVE POWER OF WIN! I NOT UNDERSTANDING! THIS NOT CAN HAPPEN!? UNLESS... *sees Oishi walking in* YOU! YOU CHEATER! YOU CHEATiNG TO WIN!
Oishi: *just walked into Kawamura Sushi place with Tezuka* ...Wait. I thought we decided I didn't cheat! :O
Tezuka: ... *walks in with Oishi to Kawamura Sushi* ... *stoic eye roll* You didn't cheat, Oishi.
Taka: THERE IS NO WAY! NO WAY TO EXIST SO! YOU CHEATING! *sticks large, shiny knife DEEP into the sushi counter*
Oishi: *to Tezuka* I know I didn't cheat! But he said I did! *looks at Taka, alarmed* Calm down! It was just a game!
Taka: *blinks at Tezuka and Oishi as if he's just noticed they're there* Oh! Hi guys! It's nice of you to stop by.
Tezuka: *:|* Taka-san. Nice to see you.
Oishi: ..........
Tezuka: *glances at Oishi* Say hello, Oishi.
Oishi: *recovers* Hi Taka-san.
Taka: *smiles widely and very innocent-like* Is there anything I can make for you?
Tezuka: *walks inside, all calm and collected* Lunch would be good, please and thank you. I haven't eaten yet.
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :|*
Oishi: That's very nice of you. Is there a special today?
Taka: *to Tezuka* Sure! *walks around getting things but not touching knife* *to Oishi* Well, our eel is really fresh today...
Oishi: Eel sounds good to me. *smiles and takes a seat at the counter*
Tezuka: *to Taka* That sounds good. *sits down next to Oishi* *:| :|*
Taka: *still walking around* So...how's school been?
Tezuka: *rests his arms on the counter, looking at Taka* ... School? *glances at Oishi*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Oishi: *doesn't understand the glance* School has been fine. It's too bad we're not in any of the same classes. I'm with Tezuka in a few.
Tezuka: *turns his gaze back to Taka* Primarily what Oishi said.
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :|*
Oishi: *looks at Tezuka* What do you mean? Your grades aren't slipping or anything are they? *worried*
Tezuka: My grades are fine.
Tezuka: It's... Chitose. *:| :| :| :| :| :|*
Taka: *confused* Oh?
Oishi: Oh. Right. *frowns* I have to do a Chemistry project with him. ...
Oishi: But maybe we shouldn't talk about that now.
Tezuka: Yes, we really shouldn't.
Taka: *slightly embarrassed* I guess I've been missing more than I thought...
Tezuka: Chitose isn't a very appropriate lunch time topic.
Tezuka: *looks at Taka* Chitose goes to Seigaku now. *:| :| :| :| :|* FYI.
Oishi: You should come to our matches and watch us play, Taka-san.
Oishi: If you're not busy, I mean.
Taka: *surprised* He does? I'm surprised I haven't seen him around... And I will if I can. Yeah.
Tezuka: You should. We're doing quite well this year...
Oishi: ...We lost against Hyotei though.
Tezuka: Don't remind me about Hyoutei...
Tezuka: :| :| :| :| :|
Oishi: Sorry.
Taka: Should I not ask what happened, then?
Tezuka: *sighs* It's nothing much, really.
Taka: *had gotten distracted on making sushi but goes back to preparing rice and things*
Tezuka: *shrugs and watches Taka-san prepare the sushi* Looks good.
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :|*
Oishi: Yeah, I can tell you've gotten more skilled at this, Taka-san.
Taka: *grabs the knife* *turns to Oishi* I AM ALWAYS GREAT!
Taka: THIS IS WHY YOU LOSING! NEED POWER OF BUUUUURNING AWESOME!
Tezuka: ..............................................................
Oishi: *leans back in chair, scared* Um.
Taka: *flails the knnife around* I COME TAKE CARE OF CHITOSE, YEAH!
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Tezuka: You... do that, Taka-san. It'd make my job easier.
Oishi: No, don't do anything to Chitose. :O And be careful with that knife!
Taka: NO NEED FOR TEAM TO BE BOTHER! I CHOP WELL, YEAH! COME ON, I SHOW HIM LIKE THIS! *chops meat and... other things on the counter at random*
Tezuka: ... *watches Taka cut up stuff* *wonders who the heck let him use a knife* *:| :| :| :| :|*
Oishi: No, no, that REALLY wouldn't be a good idea.
Oishi: *is hit by random flying food*
Tezuka: Oishi! Are you okay? *:| :| :| :|*
Taka: BEST EVER, YEAH! COME ON, EAT SUSHI FOR FOOD NOW! *pushes forward perfectly wrapped sushi and stabs the knife back in the counter*
Tezuka: *blinks* ...
Oishi: I'm fine. *wipes food off shirt* ...*looks at plate*
Tezuka: *staring at the platter of sushi*
Taka: Aheh, well, I hope you guys like it?
Oishi: *stares at Taka* Taka-san...
Taka: *feeling nervous because it looks like Tezuka and Oishi don't want to eat his sushi*
Tezuka: ... *shrugs and picks up a piece of sushi and eats it*
Taka: Hm?
Oishi: *pauses and shrugs too* The food looks good.
Tezuka: *nods in approval* This is good.
Taka: *blushes* Thanks!
Tezuka: *eats another* *:| :| :| :| :|*
Oishi: *takes a bite and nods* *is still disturbed by Taka's behavior but distracted by yummy food*
Tezuka: *dabs his mouth with his napkin* Quite good.
Taka: *sort of doesn't know what to do with himself now so goes back to pacing, pretending to move things around and clean*
Tezuka: You should join us.
Tezuka: *glances at Taka*
Oishi: Yeah, sit down for a minute, Taka-san.
Taka: Um, that's ok. I should probably still be cleaning... *is tempted*
Tezuka: No, sit down. *commanding buchou voice*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :|*
Taka: Well... I suppose I can take a break. *goes and sits*
Horio: *ENTERS THE SUSHI PLACE* HI KAWAMURA-SENPAI!!!!! ...TEZUKA-BUCHOU!!! OISHI-SENPAI!!!
Horio:: IT'S LIKE A SEIGAKU REUNION!!! *BIG SMILE*
Tezuka: ............................. *blinks*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Oishi: *smile* Ah, hello, Horio. How are you?
Taka: *stands up again, a little flustered* Horio... Take a seat!
Tezuka: *delays his greeting* Hello, Horio-kun.
Horio: *SITS DOWN NEXT TO TEZUKA-BUCHOU* THANKS!!! *TO TEZUKA* *__* HI TEZUKA-BUCHOU!!! *TO OISHI* I AM GREAT!!! I MADE REGULARS YOU KNOW!!!
Tezuka: ............. *blinks at Horio* ........................ *:| :| :| :| :|* Why are you wearing a ballerina costume, Horio-kun?
Horio: *LOOKS DOWN* OH!!! BECAUSE I'M SAVING THE WORLD!!! *TRIUMPHANT LOOK*
Taka: *goes back behind counter, pulling out cookware again* Congratulations! *isn't bitter at all* Can I get you anything? *is sort of ignoring topic*
Tezuka: ........................... *blinks again* Right.
Horio: THAT PSYCHIC GUY CHITOSE SAID I HAVE TO BE A BALLERINA TO SAVE THE WORLD!!! :D:D:D
Oishi: Congratulations on making regulars, Horio. And...that's interesting.
Tezuka: ...... *stoic eye roll* Oh really? *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Tezuka: However, I congratulate you on making the regulars, Horio-kun. I imagine you'll be a ... valuable asset to Seigaku's junior team. *:| :| :| :| :|*
Horio: ME AND HERMY-HONEY ARE FIGHTING BAD GUYS IN OUR FREE TIME!!! *LEANS IN LIKE HE'S TELLING A SECRET* THIRD POSITION IS THE MOST DEADLY ONE!!!
Tezuka: ................................................................................................
Horio: THANK YOU TEZUKA-BUCHOU!!!
Tezuka: *blinks and then recovers* You're.... welcome.
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Oishi: Is it really? *trying not to laugh* *takes bite of sushi*
Tezuka: *wonders if Horio is even old enough to know what the "third position" is* *:| :| :| :|*
Horio: *IS TALKING ABOUT THE BALLET POSITION, OKAY?!*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :|*
Tezuka: *doesn't know ballet*
Taka: *picks up knife to supposedly begin making more sushi*
Horio: *STANDS UP AND DEMONSTRATES HIS DEADLY BALLET MOVES*
Horio: LIKE THIS!!!
Horio: *KICKS SUDDENLY AND PIROETTES*
Horio: *TAKES A GRACEFUL LEAP*
Tezuka: ........................................................................................................
Tezuka: *watches this*
Horio: *SPINS AROUND* AND THEN...BAM!!! THIRD POSITION!!!
Tezuka: ................................................................................................................................................................................... I see.
Oishi: *raises his eyebrows*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :|*
Horio: SEE?!?! *SITS DOWN, VERY PROUD OF HIMSELF*
Taka: YOU HAVE LACK OF POWERFUL GRACE! I WINNER AT ALL, AND SUSHI!
Oishi: That's...very nice, Horio.
Horio: I AM AS GRACEFUL AS A SWAN, KAWAMURA-SENPAI!!!!
Tezuka: ... Now if you could apply that to tennis, I'm sure we could work something out, Horio-kun.
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Taka: *chops things wildly, again* I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU ON TEAM WITH TINY ARMS, YEAH! YOU NEED MORE STRONG!
Horio: I HAVE THREE YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE!!!! *POUTS*
Taka: YOU HAVE SKINNY! YOU EASY CRUSH WITH MY AWESOME POWER OF BUUUUURNING!
Horio: I AM NOT SKINNY!!! I AM ALL MUSCLE!!!! *FLEXES HIS ARMS*
Oishi: *is very worried about Taka-san*
Taka: *points the knife right between Horio's eyes* NO STRENGTH OF WINNER! COME ON, YOU NEED GROW TO TRAIN BIG!
Tezuka: *really hopes Taka doesn't cut off Horio's arms or something* ..............
Taka: *pushes forward another perfect tray of sushi* HAVE EATING OF THIS! IT TINY HELP, YEAH!
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :|*
Horio: *BACKS UP* HEY!!! *EYES WIDEN* WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT KNIFE!!!
Horio: *LOOKS AT FOOD* O-OKAY...*TAKES A BITE*
Oishi: Taka-san. Please put down the knife. *trying to stay calm*
Tezuka: *eats the new sushi off the plate quietly, watching the entire scene*
Taka: FEAR AND COWARD! YOU NEVER WIN SUCH WAYS! *once again, sticks the knife forcefully into the counter*
Taka: Do you like it, Horio-kun?
Horio: *SIGH OF RELIEF* I'M NOT A COWARD!!! *GLARES* I DEFEATED LORD VOLDEMORT!!!
Horio:...WHAT?!?! UH...YEAH!!! IT'S GREAT!!! *EATS NERVOUSLY*
Taka: *shocked* You did? Good job!
Horio: ME AND HERMY-HONEY!!! :D:D:D:D
Tezuka: ....................................................................................... *blinks and stuffs another sushi into his mouth*
Horio: BUT NOW THERE ARE TWO THOUSAND CLONES!!!
Taka: *confused again* Hermy-who? Clones?
Oishi: *is relieved that taka-san is back to normal and eating quietly*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|* *glances at Oishi*
Horio: MY GIRLFRIEND!!! SHE'S SO GREAT THAT SHE SHOULD BE CLONED!!! :D:D:D:D
Tezuka: ..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Horio: *EATS SUSHI* THIS IS GREAT, KAWAMURA-SENPAI!!!!
Taka: *eyes Horio with concern before going back to cleaning up* Ah...ok.
Taka: *self-concious but not facing them* Thanks.
Robber Dude: *barges into the sushi shop* ALL RIGHT. *points a gun* THIS IS A ROBBERY. STICK 'EM UP AND GIMME YOUR CASH!
Horio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *RUNS AND HIDES UNDER A TABLE* PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!
Taka: *whips around* What?!?!
Oishi: *puts up his hands, terrified*
Robber Dude: *points to Taka* YO. GIMME YO MONEYS.
Robber Dude:: THIS IS A ROBBERY, MAN. GIMME YO MONEY.
Taka: *grabs the knife quickly* YOU HAVE NO SPACE TO BE HERE!
Robber Dude: WHOA. BRO. PUT THE KNIFE DOWN. *still holding the gun*
Taka: I POWER STRONG TO REMOVE YOU! *waves the knife* FIGHT-O! FIGHT-O!
Horio: *IS SHAKING LIKE A LEAF UNDER TABLE*
Robber Dude:: *points it at Oishi's headfangs* PUT YO KNIFE DOWN OR THE HEADFANGS DUDE GETS IT!
Tezuka: *is also hidden under the table with Horio*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Taka: YOU HURT NONE HERE! YOU NOT TO TOUCH! *leaps forward*
Oishi: What?! *closes eyes* *doesn't want to die*
Robber Dude: GIMME YO MONEYS!
Robber Dude: I'LL SHOOT UR BITCHES DOWN!
Taka: YOU GO NOW, WEAK MAN! *knifes wildly in robber's direction* *scratches his hand up* OH MY GOD! FIGHT-O!
Robber Dude: .... MAN, PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN.
Robber Dude: WHERE'S YO MOMMA WHO LET JOO PLAY WITH IT?
Oishi: *edges towards the phone to call 911*
Taka: PUTTING GUN DOWN! GO FROM HERE! COME ON BABY! *stabs forward harder* *there's blood*
Robber Dude: >OOOOO! DUDEEEEEEEEEEE! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Robber Dude: JOO STAB ME FOR?!
Taka: I STRONG POWER OF BUUUUUURNING! I FIGHT AND WINNER!
Robber Dude: ................ WTF MAN!? *RUNS FROM THE PLACE* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! U CRAZYYYYYYY!
Taka: *runs out of the store, still waving the knife* YOU FEAR, SCARY BOY! YOU RUN NOW! I WINNER!
Taka: VIIIICTORY! *throws the knife randomly down the road*
Taka: *doesn't hit anyone*
Horio: *COMES OUT FROM BEHIND THE TABLE SHEEPISHLY* THAT WAS GREAT KAWAMURA-SENPAI!!! I WOULD'VE HELPED BUT YOU WERE DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB, EHEHEHE!!!
Tezuka: .................................................. *:| :| :| :|*
Oishi: *puts down the phone* *tries to breathe* That...was a close one. *looks out window for Taka*
Taka: *has no idea why his knife is in the street* Ah! *goes and runs to get it*
Tezuka: *glances around* ..................................................................
Taka: *looks at knife, sees it covered in blood and backs away* *walks back into the store* Um...
Tezuka: *looks at Taka when he enters* ...?
Oishi: Good job, Taka-san. *smiles*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :|* *eats another piece of sushi* Yes, good job. You just made me feel like I was in a crime movie.
Taka: *really confused but doesn't want to admit it* It was nothing... *smiles back*
Tezuka: .... *nudges Oishi* I think I need a nap after that.
Horio: KAWAMURA-SENPAI IS THE BEST!!! *WAVES PINK POM-POMS THAT APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Oishi: Ah, yes. That does sound nice. *stands up*
Tezuka: Horio. Pink is so not your color. *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Tezuka: *stands up too and slings his school bag over his shoulder*
Horio: *FROWNS* HERMY-HONEY SAYS I LOOK GOOD IN PINK!!!
Taka: *A little disappointed* Oh, are you guys leaving? *waves sort of*
Oishi: *picks up bag too* Yeah, we better go home. But the lunch was very good, Taka-san. Thank you.
Tezuka: ........................ *blinks* Hermy-honey must not follow the latest fashions then. *:| :| :|* *to Taka* Yes. We're off.
Taka: *suddenly remembering* Tezuka...Did you still want to play tomorrow? *to Oishi* Any time!
Tezuka: Ah, yes. *:| :| :|*
Horio: *FOLLOWS OISHI AND TEZUKA OUT THE DOOR* HERMY-HONEY IS VERY FASHIONABLE!!!
Taka: Oh good! *waves some more* Well, good bye then!
Tezuka: .... *eye roll*
Oishi: Bye, Taka-san. *waves back*
Tezuka: See you, Taka-san. *waves stoically*
Horio: BYE KAWAMURA-SENPAI!!! *WAVES POM-POMS SOME MORE*
Horio: *FOLLOWS OISHI AND TEZUKA HOME YELLING ABOUT FASHION*
Horio: *THE END!!!*
Taka: I HAVE POWER OF WIN! I NOT UNDERSTANDING! THIS NOT CAN HAPPEN!? UNLESS... *sees Oishi walking in* YOU! YOU CHEATER! YOU CHEATiNG TO WIN!
Oishi: *just walked into Kawamura Sushi place with Tezuka* ...Wait. I thought we decided I didn't cheat! :O
Tezuka: ... *walks in with Oishi to Kawamura Sushi* ... *stoic eye roll* You didn't cheat, Oishi.
Taka: THERE IS NO WAY! NO WAY TO EXIST SO! YOU CHEATING! *sticks large, shiny knife DEEP into the sushi counter*
Oishi: *to Tezuka* I know I didn't cheat! But he said I did! *looks at Taka, alarmed* Calm down! It was just a game!
Taka: *blinks at Tezuka and Oishi as if he's just noticed they're there* Oh! Hi guys! It's nice of you to stop by.
Tezuka: *:|* Taka-san. Nice to see you.
Oishi: ..........
Tezuka: *glances at Oishi* Say hello, Oishi.
Oishi: *recovers* Hi Taka-san.
Taka: *smiles widely and very innocent-like* Is there anything I can make for you?
Tezuka: *walks inside, all calm and collected* Lunch would be good, please and thank you. I haven't eaten yet.
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :|*
Oishi: That's very nice of you. Is there a special today?
Taka: *to Tezuka* Sure! *walks around getting things but not touching knife* *to Oishi* Well, our eel is really fresh today...
Oishi: Eel sounds good to me. *smiles and takes a seat at the counter*
Tezuka: *to Taka* That sounds good. *sits down next to Oishi* *:| :|*
Taka: *still walking around* So...how's school been?
Tezuka: *rests his arms on the counter, looking at Taka* ... School? *glances at Oishi*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Oishi: *doesn't understand the glance* School has been fine. It's too bad we're not in any of the same classes. I'm with Tezuka in a few.
Tezuka: *turns his gaze back to Taka* Primarily what Oishi said.
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :|*
Oishi: *looks at Tezuka* What do you mean? Your grades aren't slipping or anything are they? *worried*
Tezuka: My grades are fine.
Tezuka: It's... Chitose. *:| :| :| :| :| :|*
Taka: *confused* Oh?
Oishi: Oh. Right. *frowns* I have to do a Chemistry project with him. ...
Oishi: But maybe we shouldn't talk about that now.
Tezuka: Yes, we really shouldn't.
Taka: *slightly embarrassed* I guess I've been missing more than I thought...
Tezuka: Chitose isn't a very appropriate lunch time topic.
Tezuka: *looks at Taka* Chitose goes to Seigaku now. *:| :| :| :| :|* FYI.
Oishi: You should come to our matches and watch us play, Taka-san.
Oishi: If you're not busy, I mean.
Taka: *surprised* He does? I'm surprised I haven't seen him around... And I will if I can. Yeah.
Tezuka: You should. We're doing quite well this year...
Oishi: ...We lost against Hyotei though.
Tezuka: Don't remind me about Hyoutei...
Tezuka: :| :| :| :| :|
Oishi: Sorry.
Taka: Should I not ask what happened, then?
Tezuka: *sighs* It's nothing much, really.
Taka: *had gotten distracted on making sushi but goes back to preparing rice and things*
Tezuka: *shrugs and watches Taka-san prepare the sushi* Looks good.
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :|*
Oishi: Yeah, I can tell you've gotten more skilled at this, Taka-san.
Taka: *grabs the knife* *turns to Oishi* I AM ALWAYS GREAT!
Taka: THIS IS WHY YOU LOSING! NEED POWER OF BUUUUURNING AWESOME!
Tezuka: ..............................................................
Oishi: *leans back in chair, scared* Um.
Taka: *flails the knnife around* I COME TAKE CARE OF CHITOSE, YEAH!
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Tezuka: You... do that, Taka-san. It'd make my job easier.
Oishi: No, don't do anything to Chitose. :O And be careful with that knife!
Taka: NO NEED FOR TEAM TO BE BOTHER! I CHOP WELL, YEAH! COME ON, I SHOW HIM LIKE THIS! *chops meat and... other things on the counter at random*
Tezuka: ... *watches Taka cut up stuff* *wonders who the heck let him use a knife* *:| :| :| :| :|*
Oishi: No, no, that REALLY wouldn't be a good idea.
Oishi: *is hit by random flying food*
Tezuka: Oishi! Are you okay? *:| :| :| :|*
Taka: BEST EVER, YEAH! COME ON, EAT SUSHI FOR FOOD NOW! *pushes forward perfectly wrapped sushi and stabs the knife back in the counter*
Tezuka: *blinks* ...
Oishi: I'm fine. *wipes food off shirt* ...*looks at plate*
Tezuka: *staring at the platter of sushi*
Taka: Aheh, well, I hope you guys like it?
Oishi: *stares at Taka* Taka-san...
Taka: *feeling nervous because it looks like Tezuka and Oishi don't want to eat his sushi*
Tezuka: ... *shrugs and picks up a piece of sushi and eats it*
Taka: Hm?
Oishi: *pauses and shrugs too* The food looks good.
Tezuka: *nods in approval* This is good.
Taka: *blushes* Thanks!
Tezuka: *eats another* *:| :| :| :| :|*
Oishi: *takes a bite and nods* *is still disturbed by Taka's behavior but distracted by yummy food*
Tezuka: *dabs his mouth with his napkin* Quite good.
Taka: *sort of doesn't know what to do with himself now so goes back to pacing, pretending to move things around and clean*
Tezuka: You should join us.
Tezuka: *glances at Taka*
Oishi: Yeah, sit down for a minute, Taka-san.
Taka: Um, that's ok. I should probably still be cleaning... *is tempted*
Tezuka: No, sit down. *commanding buchou voice*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :|*
Taka: Well... I suppose I can take a break. *goes and sits*
Horio: *ENTERS THE SUSHI PLACE* HI KAWAMURA-SENPAI!!!!! ...TEZUKA-BUCHOU!!! OISHI-SENPAI!!!
Horio:: IT'S LIKE A SEIGAKU REUNION!!! *BIG SMILE*
Tezuka: ............................. *blinks*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Oishi: *smile* Ah, hello, Horio. How are you?
Taka: *stands up again, a little flustered* Horio... Take a seat!
Tezuka: *delays his greeting* Hello, Horio-kun.
Horio: *SITS DOWN NEXT TO TEZUKA-BUCHOU* THANKS!!! *TO TEZUKA* *__* HI TEZUKA-BUCHOU!!! *TO OISHI* I AM GREAT!!! I MADE REGULARS YOU KNOW!!!
Tezuka: ............. *blinks at Horio* ........................ *:| :| :| :| :|* Why are you wearing a ballerina costume, Horio-kun?
Horio: *LOOKS DOWN* OH!!! BECAUSE I'M SAVING THE WORLD!!! *TRIUMPHANT LOOK*
Taka: *goes back behind counter, pulling out cookware again* Congratulations! *isn't bitter at all* Can I get you anything? *is sort of ignoring topic*
Tezuka: ........................... *blinks again* Right.
Horio: THAT PSYCHIC GUY CHITOSE SAID I HAVE TO BE A BALLERINA TO SAVE THE WORLD!!! :D:D:D
Oishi: Congratulations on making regulars, Horio. And...that's interesting.
Tezuka: ...... *stoic eye roll* Oh really? *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Tezuka: However, I congratulate you on making the regulars, Horio-kun. I imagine you'll be a ... valuable asset to Seigaku's junior team. *:| :| :| :| :|*
Horio: ME AND HERMY-HONEY ARE FIGHTING BAD GUYS IN OUR FREE TIME!!! *LEANS IN LIKE HE'S TELLING A SECRET* THIRD POSITION IS THE MOST DEADLY ONE!!!
Tezuka: ................................................................................................
Horio: THANK YOU TEZUKA-BUCHOU!!!
Tezuka: *blinks and then recovers* You're.... welcome.
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Oishi: Is it really? *trying not to laugh* *takes bite of sushi*
Tezuka: *wonders if Horio is even old enough to know what the "third position" is* *:| :| :| :|*
Horio: *IS TALKING ABOUT THE BALLET POSITION, OKAY?!*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :|*
Tezuka: *doesn't know ballet*
Taka: *picks up knife to supposedly begin making more sushi*
Horio: *STANDS UP AND DEMONSTRATES HIS DEADLY BALLET MOVES*
Horio: LIKE THIS!!!
Horio: *KICKS SUDDENLY AND PIROETTES*
Horio: *TAKES A GRACEFUL LEAP*
Tezuka: ........................................................................................................
Tezuka: *watches this*
Horio: *SPINS AROUND* AND THEN...BAM!!! THIRD POSITION!!!
Tezuka: ................................................................................................................................................................................... I see.
Oishi: *raises his eyebrows*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :|*
Horio: SEE?!?! *SITS DOWN, VERY PROUD OF HIMSELF*
Taka: YOU HAVE LACK OF POWERFUL GRACE! I WINNER AT ALL, AND SUSHI!
Oishi: That's...very nice, Horio.
Horio: I AM AS GRACEFUL AS A SWAN, KAWAMURA-SENPAI!!!!
Tezuka: ... Now if you could apply that to tennis, I'm sure we could work something out, Horio-kun.
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Taka: *chops things wildly, again* I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU ON TEAM WITH TINY ARMS, YEAH! YOU NEED MORE STRONG!
Horio: I HAVE THREE YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE!!!! *POUTS*
Taka: YOU HAVE SKINNY! YOU EASY CRUSH WITH MY AWESOME POWER OF BUUUUURNING!
Horio: I AM NOT SKINNY!!! I AM ALL MUSCLE!!!! *FLEXES HIS ARMS*
Oishi: *is very worried about Taka-san*
Taka: *points the knife right between Horio's eyes* NO STRENGTH OF WINNER! COME ON, YOU NEED GROW TO TRAIN BIG!
Tezuka: *really hopes Taka doesn't cut off Horio's arms or something* ..............
Taka: *pushes forward another perfect tray of sushi* HAVE EATING OF THIS! IT TINY HELP, YEAH!
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :|*
Horio: *BACKS UP* HEY!!! *EYES WIDEN* WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT KNIFE!!!
Horio: *LOOKS AT FOOD* O-OKAY...*TAKES A BITE*
Oishi: Taka-san. Please put down the knife. *trying to stay calm*
Tezuka: *eats the new sushi off the plate quietly, watching the entire scene*
Taka: FEAR AND COWARD! YOU NEVER WIN SUCH WAYS! *once again, sticks the knife forcefully into the counter*
Taka: Do you like it, Horio-kun?
Horio: *SIGH OF RELIEF* I'M NOT A COWARD!!! *GLARES* I DEFEATED LORD VOLDEMORT!!!
Horio:...WHAT?!?! UH...YEAH!!! IT'S GREAT!!! *EATS NERVOUSLY*
Taka: *shocked* You did? Good job!
Horio: ME AND HERMY-HONEY!!! :D:D:D:D
Tezuka: ....................................................................................... *blinks and stuffs another sushi into his mouth*
Horio: BUT NOW THERE ARE TWO THOUSAND CLONES!!!
Taka: *confused again* Hermy-who? Clones?
Oishi: *is relieved that taka-san is back to normal and eating quietly*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|* *glances at Oishi*
Horio: MY GIRLFRIEND!!! SHE'S SO GREAT THAT SHE SHOULD BE CLONED!!! :D:D:D:D
Tezuka: ..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Horio: *EATS SUSHI* THIS IS GREAT, KAWAMURA-SENPAI!!!!
Taka: *eyes Horio with concern before going back to cleaning up* Ah...ok.
Taka: *self-concious but not facing them* Thanks.
Robber Dude: *barges into the sushi shop* ALL RIGHT. *points a gun* THIS IS A ROBBERY. STICK 'EM UP AND GIMME YOUR CASH!
Horio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *RUNS AND HIDES UNDER A TABLE* PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!
Taka: *whips around* What?!?!
Oishi: *puts up his hands, terrified*
Robber Dude: *points to Taka* YO. GIMME YO MONEYS.
Robber Dude:: THIS IS A ROBBERY, MAN. GIMME YO MONEY.
Taka: *grabs the knife quickly* YOU HAVE NO SPACE TO BE HERE!
Robber Dude: WHOA. BRO. PUT THE KNIFE DOWN. *still holding the gun*
Taka: I POWER STRONG TO REMOVE YOU! *waves the knife* FIGHT-O! FIGHT-O!
Horio: *IS SHAKING LIKE A LEAF UNDER TABLE*
Robber Dude:: *points it at Oishi's headfangs* PUT YO KNIFE DOWN OR THE HEADFANGS DUDE GETS IT!
Tezuka: *is also hidden under the table with Horio*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Taka: YOU HURT NONE HERE! YOU NOT TO TOUCH! *leaps forward*
Oishi: What?! *closes eyes* *doesn't want to die*
Robber Dude: GIMME YO MONEYS!
Robber Dude: I'LL SHOOT UR BITCHES DOWN!
Taka: YOU GO NOW, WEAK MAN! *knifes wildly in robber's direction* *scratches his hand up* OH MY GOD! FIGHT-O!
Robber Dude: .... MAN, PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN.
Robber Dude: WHERE'S YO MOMMA WHO LET JOO PLAY WITH IT?
Oishi: *edges towards the phone to call 911*
Taka: PUTTING GUN DOWN! GO FROM HERE! COME ON BABY! *stabs forward harder* *there's blood*
Robber Dude: >OOOOO! DUDEEEEEEEEEEE! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Robber Dude: JOO STAB ME FOR?!
Taka: I STRONG POWER OF BUUUUUURNING! I FIGHT AND WINNER!
Robber Dude: ................ WTF MAN!? *RUNS FROM THE PLACE* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! U CRAZYYYYYYY!
Taka: *runs out of the store, still waving the knife* YOU FEAR, SCARY BOY! YOU RUN NOW! I WINNER!
Taka: VIIIICTORY! *throws the knife randomly down the road*
Taka: *doesn't hit anyone*
Horio: *COMES OUT FROM BEHIND THE TABLE SHEEPISHLY* THAT WAS GREAT KAWAMURA-SENPAI!!! I WOULD'VE HELPED BUT YOU WERE DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB, EHEHEHE!!!
Tezuka: .................................................. *:| :| :| :|*
Oishi: *puts down the phone* *tries to breathe* That...was a close one. *looks out window for Taka*
Taka: *has no idea why his knife is in the street* Ah! *goes and runs to get it*
Tezuka: *glances around* ..................................................................
Taka: *looks at knife, sees it covered in blood and backs away* *walks back into the store* Um...
Tezuka: *looks at Taka when he enters* ...?
Oishi: Good job, Taka-san. *smiles*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :|* *eats another piece of sushi* Yes, good job. You just made me feel like I was in a crime movie.
Taka: *really confused but doesn't want to admit it* It was nothing... *smiles back*
Tezuka: .... *nudges Oishi* I think I need a nap after that.
Horio: KAWAMURA-SENPAI IS THE BEST!!! *WAVES PINK POM-POMS THAT APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE*
Tezuka: *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Oishi: Ah, yes. That does sound nice. *stands up*
Tezuka: Horio. Pink is so not your color. *:| :| :| :| :| :| :|*
Tezuka: *stands up too and slings his school bag over his shoulder*
Horio: *FROWNS* HERMY-HONEY SAYS I LOOK GOOD IN PINK!!!
Taka: *A little disappointed* Oh, are you guys leaving? *waves sort of*
Oishi: *picks up bag too* Yeah, we better go home. But the lunch was very good, Taka-san. Thank you.
Tezuka: ........................ *blinks* Hermy-honey must not follow the latest fashions then. *:| :| :|* *to Taka* Yes. We're off.
Taka: *suddenly remembering* Tezuka...Did you still want to play tomorrow? *to Oishi* Any time!
Tezuka: Ah, yes. *:| :| :|*
Horio: *FOLLOWS OISHI AND TEZUKA OUT THE DOOR* HERMY-HONEY IS VERY FASHIONABLE!!!
Taka: Oh good! *waves some more* Well, good bye then!
Tezuka: .... *eye roll*
Oishi: Bye, Taka-san. *waves back*
Tezuka: See you, Taka-san. *waves stoically*
Horio: BYE KAWAMURA-SENPAI!!! *WAVES POM-POMS SOME MORE*
Horio: *FOLLOWS OISHI AND TEZUKA HOME YELLING ABOUT FASHION*
Horio: *THE END!!!*