Good News, Bad News.

[full_of_mirth]

On one hand, I'm going on vacation next week.

On the other hand, I'm going on vacation because my psychic boss has hinted "subtly" that I should.

So. I'm either going to win the lotto, or be in a tsunami is how I figure that's going to go down.

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[tattooedmisery]

Oh that's f*cking nice!

You're leaving me alone with the all-seeing crone? F*ck you! I have a Reggie now! Reggie's *ss is way better than Dawn's!

...if you survive the week, you better bring me a souvenir, b*tch.

[full_of_mirth]

Sometimes the amount of sense you make is so miniscule I get out a magnifying class and I still can't see it.

But yeah, obviously you're getting a souvenir.

[tattooedmisery]

D*mn straight.

...and if you die and leave me alone with her, I'm going to do some very creative and horribly traumatizing things to people you care about with your ashes, and then I'm going to pester Dama until he gets Death to come down and torture your *ss in the after death.

[full_of_mirth]

Girl.

How did you know I want to be cremated? For some reason that's creepier than all the other creepy things you just threw out there.