Nurse, Would You Please Prep the Patient for Sexual Doctor

[fullcollapse121]

k i know everyones gonna be all "you broke your no update pledge thing

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[grenadeshredder]

i want a shirt from there that says "sothern by choice" and ahs a variety of hillibilly cartoon animals

[hovawithatele]

dude when i read that i thought it said 'i went to harvard with andrew' and i was all like wait a sec no you didnt.

but then i was like oh its a A not a W.

silly me.

[asteriskofdoom]

PROLETARIAT! I was going to go into that store one day, but it was closed. ...Even though the sign said they were open until 9 that day... oh well.

You're so sappy I think I might stab myself in the liver. :D

lay off your liver

[thebubblewrap]

The largest glandular organ in the body. The liver has many functions that include, but are not limited to the production of protein and cholesterol, the production of bile and clotting factors, the storage of sugar in the form of glycogen, and the breakdown of carbohydrates, fats, and proteins. The liver also breaks down and excretes many medications.

you dont wanna lose all that now do you? i didnt think so. SO BACKTHEFUCKOFF

Re: lay off your liver

[asteriskofdoom]

Hahahaha, thanks for that one, Andrea. :P

Doesn't change the fact that the only reaction I can think of when I hear "Andrea and Jimmy" is "Awwwwwwwww..." XD

what did the liver ever do to you?

[thebubblewrap]

i kinda figured i would be stuck with the "AWWWWWW" everytime.

[hovawithatele]

He scarce had finished, when such murmur filled
Th' assembly, as when hollow rocks retain
The sound of blust'ring winds, which all night long
Had roused the sea, now with hoarse cadence lull

Seafaring men o'erwatched, whose bark by chance
Or pinnace ancohors in a craggy bay
After the tempest.

[thebubblewrap]

+ temporary black hair dye. you CANNOT forget that.

[fullcollapse121]

no no you are correct. i cannot forget that. although.....it may be a while b4 it is used