oo3 || accidental voice;

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[ shuffling ]

No -

[ thump, more shuffling ]

Why would anyone -

[ another thump, even more shuffling ]

I don't want -

[ thump, stomp, crash ]

WHY ARE ALL THESE BOOKS ABOUT MILK?!

[ entire shelves collapse ]

[[ooc: And Ed is finding his resources in the city are limited...]]

Comments

[guardianhime]

Milk's not so bad if you add chocolate!

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Yeah it's good in other stuff, like cheese and coffee, but by itself....

so....

gross....

[guardianhime]

Maybe it's a sign that you need more calcium.

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[reginagloriae]

Newbie in the City Library, huh? It used to play pranks on me by giving me Chinese Dynasty books all the damned time I tried to search for an advanced math textbook.

1/2

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Hold up.

2/2

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IT DOES IT ON PURPOSE?!!

[reginagloriae]

I think so?

[missingthread]

Would you rather have romance novels?

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...Actually.

[missingthread]

Even if it starred your worst enemy and best friend?

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NO THANKS.

[absinthe_eyed]

The library has a perverse sense of humor.

Try looking for books by Anne Rice or poorly-written romance novels. That's how I always find what I'm looking for.

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R-really? How does that work?

[absinthe_eyed]

Reverse psychology? I don't know.

Maybe try looking for books about milk.

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...It's going to be a long day.

[a_hyuck]

What's wrong with milk?

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EVERYTHING.

It's cow secretion.

[a_hyuck]

No it's not! It's healthy an' it makes your bones grow healthy!

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