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[fullmetalpussy]

Today I jabbed myself in the eye with the corner of an LP and then when unsuccessfully loading a fresh roll into the tape gun I punched myself in the nose and it bled a little.

Yup, one of those days.

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[jazzometer]

Shake off that mojo before practice.

Bring the camera; I'll bring the tripod.

~j.z.

[greyplanet]

once, i went to answer the phone at work and somehow, instead of bringing the phone up to my ear i brought it up to my face really really hard and gave myself a black eye. i'm still not sure how it happened, all i know is that it must have looked hilarious because my coworker was on the floor, laughing so hard that tears were coming out of his eyes.