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[fullmetalpussy]

from the Beatbots board:

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners:1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two

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this is amazing.

[the_instinct]

thank you for re-posting it here.

[msanachronistic]

this may sound weird. we've been friends on livejournal i think for years and i just read what you wrote about picking up an application at video americain. i live in baltimore now- and i didn't know you lived here too until that reference. right on.