The State at Hogwarts, and LustxOC innuendos

[fullmetalsues]

I tried to find one for today that wasn't "teh eigth homunculus!!!111!!one!!!", and instead, we get a Harry Potter crossover

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[phantomsues]

So did Al get out of this abomination, or did he just not get introduced? And...*stabs Sue with ectoplasmic spork* That's for dragging the entire bleeding cast into this travesty. At least the Homunculi seem to have escaped...

[fullmetalsues]

I think she mentioned Al once, and only once. Then he just died escaped.

[alistaere]

Heart... alchemist... ? What does she do, exactly, that would merit the name "Heart alchemist?" Does she, um...

No... I have no intelligent reason for her to have the name "Heart" alchemist.

[phantomsues]

She can make people act all lovey-dovey towards her. You know, take over their heart (and better judgment by consequence). It's just a fancysparklypoo way to say she's the OOC Alchemist

[dynast_harmonia]

Being the 'Heart' Alchemist automatically makes all male characters gravitate toward her? :o

[sevendials]

That. Is. Horrible. Double the canon rape!

... why is Roy a teacher? You can't do this to Roy! Has he decided he doesn't want to be Fuhrer after all? Why has he brought his staff with him? And is the Suethor setting up some stupid love triangle between Harry Potter, Edward Elric and the Mary Sue? My eyes! Why doesn't Riza use the Sue for target practice before she can do any more damage?

All of which brings up the old fangirl question: who'd win a fight between Edward Elric and Harry Potter?

[sevendials]

Good point, that.

... I think Ed should win anyway, because he has cooler clothes. Fangirl? Me?

(Oh: who else has seenthis strip?)

[___sasuka]

That strip is awesome.

(Harry is a pretty good wizard, but Edward is a fugging NINJA and could dodge anything Harry shot at him. Or I dunno, the spells would go right over his head. Not to mention he can actually fight.)

[velvet_mace]

Apparently Hogwarts is a military acadamy? And what, this little girl is on the staff, yet she's acting all helpless and useless with Harry? Way to undermine any respect she might want to have with her students. They will eat her alive, repeatedly.

Al escaped! Yea for him!

[ragweedtd]

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There is no hope for the fandom...