I really should not find this funny.

[fullmetalsues]

When you go to a tech school like me, the title of this fic cracks me up immensely. And I didn't even get to the story yet.

TITLE: The Newbies N00b!!!
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME: Kagome_The_Yorkie

NUMBER OR SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:

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[takensanity]

“By the way you have a different name as a Homunculus. It's.......Unpatriotism.”

WTF?

[thisfishflies]

How is Fickle a sin? And Unpatriotism? The pure stupidity puts me at a loss for words. Really.

Oh, my poor baby!

[stormbringer986]

Hahahah! Oh my poor, poor brain...it can't take much more abuse.

The author forgot to add her other two characters: Republicanism and Military Spending.
I really need a brain bleach pen.

[shiny_lights]

Is Unpatriotism going to change the homunculi's dress code from black to red, white and blue?

Her heartbeat quickened, as slowly she ran her hands all over the cat. Then she found it
I'm thinking that "Bestiality" would have been a better name for this homunculus. :\ STOP FEELING UP YOUR CAT, GIRL!

[glowy_chan]

But freedom of speech allows for people to deny saying the pledge. They have to stand to show respect, but they don't HAVE to recite the pledge...

Remember, George Bush is a Mary Sue and the Senate rewrites the Bible!

And, as a little side note...Barda is a hairy, muscular warrior with a bald, equally muscular lady as lover, straight from the Deltora series (if I remember right). The snake chimera, on the other hand (correct me if I'm wrong) was named Martel.

[antyca]

In the English dub of FMA, they pronounced Martel's name Marda.
That's probably where they got it.