A Homunculus that sells pigs.

[fullmetalsues]

Wow. First official fullmetalsues report.

And this one bastardizes Envy.

*feel the “exitment”*

(I've just been informed Mingchao is a Crossover!Canon!Sue. If my ratings weren't limited to 5 sporks, I'd give this a six.)

TITLE:Adventures of the Three
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME:Migchao

NUMBER OF SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:

Comments

[threeonetwo]

...-cries- I'm going to go make a lightbulb!Envy in hopes that its wonderful crack-filled powers will make the pain go away. Ugh, where do you find these? Your poor eyes.

[fullmetalsues]

FF.net.

This pit of voles. The place burns. But there are the few gems. Those are worth all the pain.

[threeonetwo]

Yes, true...there are often spiffy ones too.

[dynast_harmonia]

I was snorting the entire way through the review, especially the 'rubbing chest' part.

.....Sues have no self-worth? Ahhhh. That explains it.

[anonymous]

NOOOO! You've Sue-ified my beloved MingChao! Why, you Suethor, WHY?!