Flipper Surprise

[fullmoonmadness]

First of all, I had a bag of animal crackers at work today that contained entirely too many rhinocerouseseseses. Also, a lot of the other animals were only heads, leading me to believe I had mistakenly purchased a bag of Poacher's animal crackers from the vending machine. I ate them anyway because it was 10 a.m. and stupid lunch wasn't until stupid

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[mydaydreams]

Kids in third world countries would have killed to have that flipper.

But I agree, flippers are a no-go.

[funkyspacecow]

Today was Taco Tuesday at our crap-eteria. Their tacos taste almost, but not quite, entirely unlike how tacos are supposed to taste and they cost a lot more than 7 cents. Fortunately I went out for a steak sandwich with the Kool-Aid man instead. I think that was a wise move on our part.

I always get nervous whenever I'm driving behind a van or pickup overloaded with unsecured rolls of carpet about 5 feet longer than the vehical is capable of safely carrying. I still haven't been able to figure out why that particular hobby is so popular down here.

I once saw a 6' by 6' metal frame thingy just fly out of the back of some dude's pickup and only missed it by a few feet. I followed him for a while flashing my lights and honking but he never figured out what was up and apparently had no intentions of retrieving his frame thing. Lame.