Fortunate Son

Nov 05, 2007 21:07

Think back.  Recall when we were younger and you would get some Chinese food with your family.  You would plow through the General Tso's chicken, shovel messy forkfuls of rice into your mouth, and drown it all down with bubbly soda, all in anticipation of that most sacred of confections... the fortune cookie?  Do you remember what great mysteries ( Read more... )

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cigarettes scattereddark November 6 2007, 03:59:08 UTC
Have you been hanging out with the Philip Morris people again?

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kfringe November 6 2007, 19:32:16 UTC
Smoking cigarettes greatly increases your chances of being cool.

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vis_major November 6 2007, 15:15:35 UTC
"Reading a fortune cookie fortune is like getting your palm read by Varla, the Gypsie that took the short bus to Divination school."

Snort! :D

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slinkstarr November 6 2007, 20:48:15 UTC
1. Agreed, fortune cookies = lame.

2. YOU SHOUTED ME OUT IN YOUR MUSIC THINGY. :)

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