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[fullofcorn]

Okay, so I think I have this place figured out. We've all been abducted by the natives here from different planets to be experimented on or something, and I've been hearing a lot about monsters, too. FINALLY, I CAN PROVE TO EVERYONE BACK ON EARTH THAT I'M NOT CRAZY! I have to track these things down and COLLECT EVIDENCE! After I get over this

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[quirky_sitar]

Oh, its you. The Boy in the Snow. Really, you ought to leave taking care of that Zim guy to the heroes! Tell us all you know, and we'll be sure to take him down at his weak points before he can spread much chaos and fear.

[fullofcorn]

NO WAY! I've been fighting ZIM for MONTHS, and I'M going to be the one to catch that alien menace!

And my name isn't Boy in the Snow, it's Dib!

1/2

[artofautomail]

2/2

[artofautomail]

...What's wrong with you?

[fullofcorn]

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME, I'M NOT CRAZY!

[artofautomail]

Well, you sure sound like it.

[theforceoncrack]

QUIET DOWN, KID.

Damn kids.

[nomakothx]

[Snicker]

[fullofcorn]

Oh. Sorry.

[nomakothx]

... Do you have to be so loud?

[fullofcorn]

Well this is the fate of the universe I'm talking about!

[nomakothx]

No. You're shouting about a relatively harmless, green midget.

[fullofcorn]

HE'S STOLEN HUMAN ORGANS! HE TRIED TO SMASH AN ENTIRE PLANET INTO EARTH! HE LAUNCHED ME INTO SPACE ON A SELF-DESTRUCTING SHIP!

AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST HE'S DONE!

[paincuresall]

Quiet down.

[fullofcorn]

I'm not that loud! And this is SERIOUS BUSINESS!

[paincuresall]

Are you questioning my hearing brat?

ITT Dib is full of lies

[fullofcorn]

Okay, okay, being quiet now! You don't have to throw a fit.