Sea of No Cares [VOICE]

Sep 26, 2008 22:39

*sound of someone tapping the microphone*

Is this thing on? Oh? Is that what this red light means? It's not very clear, I still need to-

*various tumbling noises, sound of thing being adjusted, bizarrely enough the sound of a donkey*

Right! I think I've got this now!

Ahem! This is Lieutenant Gai, reporting in a youthful manner from the docks in ( Read more... )

gai sucks enthusiastically, public post, transferring, gai sucks at this, oh god von karma is screwed, on the job

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no_landmasters September 27 2008, 03:10:40 UTC
Unfortunately.

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[VOICE] fullofyouth September 27 2008, 03:13:14 UTC
There is nothing unfortunate about making contact between two people!

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no_landmasters September 27 2008, 03:15:30 UTC
Oh god, how can one person be so fucking loud!?

...riiiiight. Please tell me this message has everything to do with you not getting on the Victoria II.

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[VOICE] fullofyouth September 27 2008, 04:28:19 UTC
Quite the opposite! I've just been transferred to the good Admiral's command!

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dragon_of_wei September 27 2008, 03:20:34 UTC
[-He is speaking a 'deadpan' and unamused tone-]

...You are quite spirited, aren't you?

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[VOICE] fullofyouth September 27 2008, 04:28:59 UTC
Thank you, sir! I always try to keep my spirits high!

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[voice] dragon_of_wei September 27 2008, 04:42:08 UTC
...You are welcome, Lieutenant Gai.

I am Commander Cao Cao, the strategist aboard this ship. I am looking forward in working with you.

I trust our Admiral shall be prompt in speaking with you soon.

[-Whispering-]
That is if you haven't made him gone deaf already...

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kickasskisaragi September 27 2008, 03:40:20 UTC
We hear you alright, just maybe a little too much there, old man.

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[VOICE] fullofyouth September 27 2008, 04:34:10 UTC
Why, I'll have you know I adhere to a rigorous training regimen daily, in order to maintain my youthful spirit!

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kickasskisaragi September 27 2008, 15:55:30 UTC
What, do you bathe yourself in baby blood or something?

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[VOICE] fullofyouth September 30 2008, 20:37:46 UTC
WHAT? Never! Only the most strenuous of hard work can keep one's youthfulness intact!

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[Voice] thesnakecharm September 27 2008, 03:50:40 UTC
Ack! I- I-

...

You again?

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[Voice] fullofyouth September 27 2008, 04:32:04 UTC
That voice sounds familiar! Mitarashi, is that you?

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Re: [Voice] thesnakecharm September 27 2008, 06:22:27 UTC
...Yep, right in one!

So they let you out into the wide world, huh Gai?

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[Youthful Voice] fullofyouth October 1 2008, 01:28:29 UTC
Haha, something like that. I've been serving int he Ivonian military for a while now.

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[Voice | Filtered to the VII] edge_of_honor September 27 2008, 04:31:37 UTC
Why is there a donk- [cuts himself off, and sighs] This is Commander Edgeworth, and we hear you loud and clear. Report directly to the ship, and please, either be more careful with your filters or don't use the device at all. We would appreciate it if you didn't leave ship business out in the open.

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[VOICE] fullofyouth September 27 2008, 04:36:23 UTC
Good to hear from you, sir!

You mean people not on the ship can hear what I put on this thing?

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[voice | Filtered to the VII] edge_of_honor September 27 2008, 04:47:53 UTC
...

[the line is silent for a moment, other than a thin crackle of static]

Yes. Yes they can, Lieutenant Gai, unless you use the proper encryptions. Now, I'm going to assume that you're new to these machines, so I suggest that you set set the device down until you learn how to use it. For now, stick to traditional communications.

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[VOICE] fullofyouth September 27 2008, 04:49:35 UTC
VERY SORRY SIR! FOR MY FAILURE I WILL DO TWO HUNDRED LAPS OF THE DOCKS ON MY HANDS

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