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[fullspeedbaby]

NEW YEARS, NEW RULES.

#1 Don't stay at parties if the number of beards outweigh the number of girls.

#2 If you are over 35, plastered, beligerent, uninvited, unwelcome and generally creepy as fuck, (you know who you are) you are subject to being encased in a containment area made of old pizza boxes whilst you are passed out and snoring oh so

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[anonymous]

...and he followed us to breakfast this morning....ugh. Seriously...who drinks 2 beers at 10am with breakfast and demands garlic bread from a waitress without even asking nicely....never again will I throw an "open" party.

[honeyftdew]

sounds like i missed out!

[honeyftdew]

[honeyftdew]

my god, I have never seen that ep, but now my mind has been blown! I also noticed a huge similarity between our party friend and Carl....