You just left my apartment with Eddie Andrade to buy cigarettes. I'm not sure why but I have this strange feeling you are going to try and take advantage of the young lad because, he is drunk. Blake, we all know that you are homosexual. It's cool man, you can just tell us how much you like dick. Tell us how much you like to slurp that shit for fucking crack. Yeah, crack, cocaine and baking soda, you faggot. Slurp that shit up. YOU WILL FUCKING SLURP THAT SHIT NO MATTER WHERE IT SI, EVEN IF IT IS ON A TOILET SEAT. I saw you.
These alegations of my homosexuality are poposterous. I have been, for as long as i can remember, a practicing Heterosexual. Where my exploits with the female sex are not astonomicaly high, they are numerous and can be backed by several sources. As for the statement, "Tell us how much you like to slurp that shit for fucking crack. Yeah, crack, cocaine and baking soda, you faggot." Crack cocaine has never been a part of the recreational drugs i do acutally use. Again this can be backed with several sources along with and eye witness account of you Ricky Samuel Pendell shooting black tar heroine directly into the shaft of your penis while erect because, in your words "it hits you soooooo much harder bro". I bid you a aprehensive farewell.
That was a decent display of grammar but, with a few exceptions. For example, towards the end of the passage you wrote "...you a aprehensive" but grammatically it should be written as so: "...you an aprehensive" because of stated vowel usage rules. In the future I hope to see improvement on this issue and I wish you all the best on your grammatical journey.
With all professional respect I sign, your nemesis,
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You just left my apartment with Eddie Andrade to buy cigarettes. I'm not sure why but I have this strange feeling you are going to try and take advantage of the young lad because, he is drunk. Blake, we all know that you are homosexual. It's cool man, you can just tell us how much you like dick. Tell us how much you like to slurp that shit for fucking crack. Yeah, crack, cocaine and baking soda, you faggot. Slurp that shit up. YOU WILL FUCKING SLURP THAT SHIT NO MATTER WHERE IT SI, EVEN IF IT IS ON A TOILET SEAT. I saw you.
Ricky
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These alegations of my homosexuality are poposterous. I have been, for as long as i can remember, a practicing Heterosexual. Where my exploits with the female sex are not astonomicaly high, they are numerous and can be backed by several sources. As for the statement, "Tell us how much you like to slurp that shit for fucking crack. Yeah, crack, cocaine and baking soda, you faggot." Crack cocaine has never been a part of the recreational drugs i do acutally use. Again this can be backed with several sources along with and eye witness account of you Ricky Samuel Pendell shooting black tar heroine directly into the shaft of your penis while erect because, in your words "it hits you soooooo much harder bro". I bid you a aprehensive farewell.
Sincerely,
Blake M. Heath
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That was a decent display of grammar but, with a few exceptions. For example, towards the end of the passage you wrote "...you a aprehensive" but grammatically it should be written as so: "...you an aprehensive" because of stated vowel usage rules. In the future I hope to see improvement on this issue and I wish you all the best on your grammatical journey.
With all professional respect I sign, your nemesis,
Ricky S. Pendell
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he offered to lick my right nut for peanut butter.
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cause if they are i want nothing to do with them.
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