i was reading a story by Hans Christian Anderson today...it was called The Metal Pig....and throughout the story, this metal pig tormented a small boy and his friends...the metal beast would chase them down and kiss them or something like that....what the fuck....this is crazy, i think this "master" of stories for children is a demented asshole ( Read more... )

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i think i saw a dead man on the side of the road driving home this evening...no joke...there was a cop standing far back looking at him with a flash light and another guy pulled over who had apparently alerted the police...but this is all just a hunch...since i was just driving...anyway...i didnt say anything to ricky since i didnt want to bring ( Read more... )

i have been playing this online poker since i got home...this shit gets really addicting...i bet this is what a junkie feels like...but maybe less...because i dont HAVE to have it you know...i can quit whenever i want...like now...i just quit...there is everyone happy...nah...i will play some more....dont judge me...i will go see a movie in a bit ( Read more... )

Anyone, not Someone, can solve your problems. I can only hang my head is still, silent patients until this Anyone comes along. This flying high baron of self righteous endeavor. The only thing stopping such an enigma is Someone, Someone standing in the way of just Anyone. That prick ( Read more... )

i almost got in a fight with Andre Emmitt...if you dont know who he is, he is an all american, NBA quality Texas Tech basketball player....but anyway...we sized each other up in wal-mart.....SNAP!

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Winner Of Contest To Stay In Burning House Longest Dies

An intoxicated Davis Park man died after he lit a rug on fire and challenged his roommate to see who could stay in the house on Fire Island longer Saturday night, Suffolk County police said. Police said Thomas Woods, 59, ignited the rug in his house at 9 Driftwood Walk sometime before 8 p.m ( Read more... )

i woke up this morning to a holiday

hitler's birthday.....

just kidding...4/20 a national stoner holiday....

stupid hippies