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200-pound safe had been stolenA simpleton in Escanaba, Michigan, called police to report that his 200-pound safe had been stolen. But now he is the one who might face charges, because the safe had nearly pound of marijuana inside. The simpleton told Delta County sheriff\’s deputies that someone broke into his home on Aug. 9 and took the safe, which ( Read more... )

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I'm just sitting here enjoying my blueberry breeze green tea. I probably should've read the label before I bought it because there is frankly just too many colors in the name of this beverage. But that's alright cause I know when I'm being an anal retentive bastard and can admit when I'm just being idiot and posting on this public journal for the ( Read more... )

Poll What tastes better??

I've always had this theory that you can tell a lot about a person by their bedroom. This could probably explain my somewhat unhealthy infatuation with Mtv's Room Raiders. Anyway, I think it would be fun to test this theory out. Here's how it goes down. I give virtual tour of my room. You tell me about myself. I tell you if you're wrong/right/a ( Read more... )

I caught this film on tv a few minutes ago. The review could not be more right on! The only things he forgot to mention were the marvelous quotes... oh the quotes. When asked to describe his grisly "shark accident",

Incomprehensible foreign shark bite investigator, Erich Ritter:"I felt... kinda pain. [Then]... I saw for the first time, my shin ( Read more... )

I went away for a week, and when I came home my family had inherited a baby kitten. I named it Beelzebub. It is the devil.

Oh, and even better. My whole family left for a week leaving me alone in the house with the psycho kitten. I can't so much as walk into my living room without being assaulted. This house isn't big enough for the two of us.

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They're at it again. Not only do the religious fanatics come door to door in a futile attempt to convert us, but it appears they've learned to dial the phone as well. 8:41 am Sunday morning. Loretta somebody calls to ask if I have a few minutes to discuss with her the problems going on in the world and the solution to them based wholly upon the ( Read more... )