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functionals

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Oct 17, 2011 22:13

[HELLO SOMARIUM. WHO WANTS TO GET A DISTURBING TEXT FROM YOUR FAVORITE SOCIOPATH????]

Whoever has any spare body parts, contact this number. They are vital for an experiment I will be conducting.

SH

[a few minutes after another text should appear on the Dreamberries]

Preferably human and severed.

SH

;not disturbing at all, ;ic, ;text, ;experimenting, ;this is totally normal

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text; papastark October 18 2011, 19:35:24 UTC

Pal, are you serious?

text; functionals October 18 2011, 22:14:13 UTC

Very much so. I am also not your "pal".

SH

text; papastark October 19 2011, 05:07:57 UTC

Sheesh. Sorry.

What kind of experiments are you planning to do?

text; functionals October 21 2011, 01:13:26 UTC

I will be conducting an experiment on the effect of microwave particles on epithelial tissue.

SH

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functionals October 18 2011, 22:34:53 UTC

Comparing firearms, that are potentially dangerous, to my request for specimens to prove theories is completely illogical.

This makes us anything but even.

SH

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functionals October 18 2011, 22:48:21 UTC

I can't. If you want to believe that I am a murderer, which is something that many have suspected, then you are free to do so.

Is it not? Then what is 'conventional' to ask?

SH

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text lethalsacrifice October 18 2011, 21:46:41 UTC

Do you actually expect people to give you anything useful?

text functionals October 18 2011, 22:38:30 UTC

No, but I rarely expect anyone to do anything useful.

SH

text lethalsacrifice October 20 2011, 05:41:18 UTC

They can take care of somethings.

Just not the tasks you're expecting.

text functionals October 21 2011, 01:50:07 UTC

Not all, yes, but it is easier to find the ones who do.

SH

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[Text] sealanddesuyo October 18 2011, 21:47:18 UTC

[Okay. This is a strange text to receive.]

What kind of experiment would you need those for?

[Text] functionals October 18 2011, 22:45:07 UTC

[sherlock holmes: traumatizing young nations since 2011]

To see the reaction of epithelial tissue when exposed to microwave particles.

SH

[Text] sealanddesuyo October 21 2011, 20:45:20 UTC

[And almost all of those words just flew over Sealand's head except...]

So you are going to microwave the parts? I don't think they will fit into a microwave.

[Text] functionals October 25 2011, 01:33:38 UTC

Not as a whole, of course, that would be ridiculous.

SH

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text. cutsyourtoes October 19 2011, 18:52:40 UTC

Severed already? That takes the fun out of everything.

text. functionals October 21 2011, 01:17:39 UTC

I find it more interesting to conduct the experiment, not to get the specimen.

SH

text. cutsyourtoes October 26 2011, 16:55:46 UTC

Getting a specimen and dissecting it yourself could contribute to the actual experiment.

text. functionals October 28 2011, 16:01:00 UTC

The dissection will be inevitable, considering that I'll need to dissect it in order to see the effect on the tissue. But that is different from amputating a limb, if it wasn't clear enough.

Though I will have to do both, considering the fact that it seems that no one has some at hand.

SH

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