Elvis, the king of trailer parks and prison

[funeralfetish]

BUT you have to love the guy, even fat Elvis fuckin rocks. I can't stop listening to him, and I have been doin my Elvis dance, yes I can do his dance very well. I used to hate Elvis my grandfather had this picture of him in the middle of the living room, It was fuzzy, and very white trash, but that son of a bitch can sing and has soul. I keep

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[cestunreve]

And you wonder why I comb my hair into a big ol pompadour!?

[funeralfetish]

Well, I don't find him sexy(but fat Elvis is kinda sexy, don't ask mw why I don't know), But I know you got those rockabilly hips, I have seen you with your changin the lightbulb dance. Please don't die while takin a crap. Happy B-day!!

[neveranygrey]

happy BIRFDAY!!!! sorry i wont be a byte, i'm an old lady and a nerdy student all rolled into one!!! but if you see dan there ou had better let me fucking know!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA j/k

[daskreestof]

Happy Birthday!

[funeralfetish]

Why thank you!! :)

[pier777]

Happy B-Day, hope you have a good (and quiet) one :)