Of all the oddest places one can find wisdom, I would think a cookie would be one of the strangest (excluding the men's restroom wall). Nevertheless, it happened
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Regarding fortune cookies...someone once told me that you must add the words "...in bed" at the end of every fortune you get
It makes some that I have gotten very very interesting...
"People are charmed by your intelligence and wisdom...in bed" "People cannot resist your natural charm...in bed" "You will find the next few days to be the most interesting of your life...in bed" "You've a natural talent words...in bed" "Fortune smiles on the brave...in bed"
**laughs gently knowing you will probably automatically add "in bed" to all of your fortune cookie sayings for awhile now...**
Wait a minute! If I do that - that changes the whole dynamic of the message I was trying to convey in my entry, but it does makes those fortunes much funnier. Guess I'll be eating at Chinese take-outs more often for these fortune cookies.
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It makes some that I have gotten very very interesting...
"People are charmed by your intelligence and wisdom...in bed"
"People cannot resist your natural charm...in bed"
"You will find the next few days to be the most interesting of your life...in bed"
"You've a natural talent words...in bed"
"Fortune smiles on the brave...in bed"
**laughs gently knowing you will probably automatically add "in bed" to all of your fortune cookie sayings for awhile now...**
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