can opener...cannon ball...jack-knife.

[funkalishus]

All excellent ways to empty a kiddy pool.

Did you see that thang hit that space comet, Cletus?

A poem:

Kick myself down the street
and learn to breathe in the rain,
watching and old man in courdoroy,
milkmen line dancing on a Sunday afternoon
while the cows cry for more.

Fat Lenny's gonna lick my head off.

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[beanotron]

what is your preferred method to empty a kiddy pool?

i like to roll around histerically until the water is almost out of the pool. then i pick up the pool and find someone to pour the rest on.

mmmmm...fun!!

how to rid a kiddie pool of kiddies

[trayfnyak]

dump some chicken fat into the pool.
if you don't have chicken fat, pig
fat will do and if you don't have any
pig fat, then God bless you!