THERE SHOULD BE A WING OF THE LIBRARY NAMED AFTER ME

[funkandwag]

Dear Local Librarian,
Fuck you. I will check out as many books about cults as I want, you judgemental prick. Maybe you'll get them back on their initial due date. Maybe I'll renew them five times and then never return them. Maybe I'll return them right now but steal them at a later date just to spite you. 
XOXOXOXO
Me

Comments

[moetushie]

I wanted to like this, but then I realized that I must actually write down how much I like this post.

[funkandwag]

The tragedy of livejournal.

[moetushie]

A tragic flaw.

[swimforthelost]

You tell those librarians!

[funkandwag]

They think they're so great, what with their library science and their online catalogs.