Oh Karl.
There's at least 3 Karl should know without any cheating whatsoever. Anyone else feel free to chip in.
#1 She chose the box! What's in the box?! Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! YOU'RE SOOOO STUUUUPIIIIID!!!! (ladyjaye75)
#2 Ah. So this is... personal. What filthy piece of shit have I done now?
#3 We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound... fine? (captyashiro)
#4 Look what you've done to this place. It's all Diane Fosse. When I lived here, it was Bob Fosse. Right there, I had a big painting of a naked chick holding a little plant. Very tasteful, no bush.
#5 Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. (captyashiro)
#6 In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were... or... what they were doing... (ladyjaye75)
#7 Consider the lilies of the goddamn field.
#8 The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.
#9 He shot you in the head, no? I would have been much nicer. I would have just cut your face. (captyashiro)
#10 Where's the strong box you fuckin' varmint, you?
#11 "Does it hurt?" "Yes. I'm allergic to steel."
#12 Oh yeah. Frida, sure. She WAS the oldest living Lutheran. Now she's dead as a doornail. It's them damn Shriners, won't take down the goddamn sign, the lazy sons of bitches. Every year, EVERY DAMN YEAR I tell em, "Take down the goddamn Frida sign ya lazy sons of bitches!"
#13 Hey maaan, you gots a Benz and I gots a buskit.
#14 I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. (captyashiro)
#15 When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!