I'm gonna try being an asshole out for a minute.

[funkball]

My cinderblock ceiling is being ground slowly to bits under the rapid assault of a wild, bucking bed, which itself is being beaten to death by a screaming football player and his grunting basketballer girlfriend

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Don't mind if I do...

[anonymous]

I love this. An ass-load. But one thing confuses me. How is "Dirty Sanchez" four words? Even if I elevate it to "The Dirty Sanchez" that's still only three words? I hate to hauzagh your baugh, though. This is great stuff.