I have tweeted @johnboehner twice now and here they are in chronological order

In the spirit of bipartisan cooeperation I put my hand upon your hip when I dip you dip we dip @johnboehner

@johnboehner encourage your friends to cease being dick bags and pass health care for 9/11 relief workers

I doubt that this is of importance but the scanners used by the TSA are ridiculous.  Ineffective, more dangerous than originally stated to an unknown extent, invasive, and the only other country that does it is the U.K. and they have it in 2 airports and their people are super pissed (they made it illegal to scan children calling it child ( Read more... )

 So it's that time of year again (this being the second time this has happened thus making it an annual occurrence), the time when I have a ton of money from the boon of audio gigs, except this year I also have a ton of time and I recently received a $2 raise, which is $4/hr more than I was making at this time last year.  So with all of this time ( Read more... )

Three, in a row, evenly spaced; car service ( Read more... )

 The Very Best, Beach House, and Vampire Weekend in the open air at Jannus Live in Tampa was excellent.  The venue is a very cool stage erected in a courtyard enclosed by buildings owned by the venue and apartments with excellent views of the show.  I have not paid that much for music in a long time but it was worth it; certainly an experience ( Read more... )

 Well hot dog guys.  I shouldn't have read everyone else's entries before writing my own because that really sucks about your dad Kelly I hope that it isn't anything that serious and Amanda, relationships are really really stupid, but i'm sorry about David.  You've got your marathon coming up so that is probably a really good thing to focus on ( Read more... )

 Worked a big show yesterday; 18 hours.  Never took a break, not even to eat (I hardly ate).  Had a couple of awkward encounters today.  It's either because I am in fact dumb or my mind doesn't function the same when I upset my sleep schedule.  I despise feeling dumb for not knowing something, especially when it's beyond the realm of what I deem ( Read more... )

I am excited about the Colbert Report and Daily Show rallies.  I will have to miss about 30 hours of work to go but I think it will be fun.  However, the real reason I post is because the Rally to Restore Sanity  page mentions Tila Tequila being assaulted at the gathering of the Juggalos.  She is not Ghandi but no one deserves what happened to her ( Read more... )

Well i'm pretty excited guys. I've been drying my Qurans for weeks now on a special Kuran drying rack I built from pieces of the cross and boy am I plum excited for tomorrow. Now I know what most of you are thinking: what about the environment mister! But don't worry, every single one of my Korans is organic and was made ironically, locally at a ( Read more... )

Damn, they were so close. Also, screw you sorority whores, learn something outside of body shots and exposed roots.

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