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7 Deadly Sins Survey thing-o-rama
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
A really good friend who made an unbelievably silly decision.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Definitely words. Emotional scars never heal properly.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Probably not. I'd restrain a female who attacked me, though. I *have* done that.
4. How about of the same sex?
Have, and would again if I had to.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
I don't know. I don't make people angry often, and don't usually care if I do.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I'm a keeper.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Work out. I've just been too goddamned busy. Read, too. Ah well.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
I slept for 27 hours straight after eating a bad bit of Subway once. Ugh.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
Dr. David Craig. I'm avoiding it because it'll be very, very embarassing for me.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
I called in sick because I had to get to Badger on time to do some flood relief. I think Jeebus will understand.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
Nope.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
Last week sometime. Basketball.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I hit it once, but got up before it rang again.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Don't have one. I like coffee. Regular coffee.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
MEAT. Any meat.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
One outing? 17 doubles. Birthday 1998. I wasn't buying. One sitting? 15 beers.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
FUCK no.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yes. I'd like to be about 20lbs heavier. I *have* been 20lbs heavier and I liked it.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Spicy.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?
What? No. I've occasionally thought that looking at an attractive woman, though.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Hrm. Hard to say. Not as many as people might think.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family?)
I'm a male. Communal showers, etc. Probably well over 100. I'm pretty comfy naked.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Yes.
4. Have you "done it"?
I hate to say I've "done it" because that sounds like it's done and I don't get another try. :P
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Hrm. I like a total package. Nice hair is a bonus... pretty eyes are a must. Beautiful lips, nice breasts, cute ass, thick hips, nice legs. Yeah. I'll take one of each of those, please.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Yep.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
I work with IV drug users ALL THE TIME. Guess.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
One.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Umm... if I'm spending to avoid thinking of my life, probably a games arcade.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Move to Michigan. Pay off my student loan, pay off my parent's bills, and buy new cars for my parents, me, my sisters, Daniel's mom, and Daniel. I'd use the remainder to pay the bills of important friends.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Depends on why I was famous. If it was famous for being a good person, famous. Otherwise, rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
No. I'd wither. My adrenaline needs to be pumping or I can't work at all. I don't get outta bed unless I feel excited about the day.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
A lot.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Making my parents proud of me.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Good question. Probably my volunteer work.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
I'd like to improve the quality of life for a large group of people. I'm still working on *how* I'll do that.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Second place is just another name for "first loser".
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes. I've entered paintball tourneys knowing I could probably take on entire teams by myself without the rest of my very talented team. When that happens, we handicap ourselves because wiping people out isn't challenging. I'd rather try and win with just 10 shots than be guaranteed a victory.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
No. I am what I am.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Nothing, but I'm ok with that.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Hrm. Items don't mean a whole lot to me. I'd like a nicer car, I suppose.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Someone who would destroy the entire show, because it's not worth a teabaggin' dime.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
My father.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Sometimes. I don't like how skinny I am.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Patience.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
Not really. It won't win a Nobel Prize. :P
And finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
Lust. Definitely lust.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
A really good friend who made an unbelievably silly decision.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Definitely words. Emotional scars never heal properly.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Probably not. I'd restrain a female who attacked me, though. I *have* done that.
4. How about of the same sex?
Have, and would again if I had to.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
I don't know. I don't make people angry often, and don't usually care if I do.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I'm a keeper.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Work out. I've just been too goddamned busy. Read, too. Ah well.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
I slept for 27 hours straight after eating a bad bit of Subway once. Ugh.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
Dr. David Craig. I'm avoiding it because it'll be very, very embarassing for me.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
I called in sick because I had to get to Badger on time to do some flood relief. I think Jeebus will understand.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
Nope.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
Last week sometime. Basketball.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I hit it once, but got up before it rang again.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Don't have one. I like coffee. Regular coffee.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
MEAT. Any meat.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
One outing? 17 doubles. Birthday 1998. I wasn't buying. One sitting? 15 beers.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
FUCK no.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yes. I'd like to be about 20lbs heavier. I *have* been 20lbs heavier and I liked it.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Spicy.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?
What? No. I've occasionally thought that looking at an attractive woman, though.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Hrm. Hard to say. Not as many as people might think.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family?)
I'm a male. Communal showers, etc. Probably well over 100. I'm pretty comfy naked.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Yes.
4. Have you "done it"?
I hate to say I've "done it" because that sounds like it's done and I don't get another try. :P
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Hrm. I like a total package. Nice hair is a bonus... pretty eyes are a must. Beautiful lips, nice breasts, cute ass, thick hips, nice legs. Yeah. I'll take one of each of those, please.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Yep.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
I work with IV drug users ALL THE TIME. Guess.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
One.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Umm... if I'm spending to avoid thinking of my life, probably a games arcade.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Move to Michigan. Pay off my student loan, pay off my parent's bills, and buy new cars for my parents, me, my sisters, Daniel's mom, and Daniel. I'd use the remainder to pay the bills of important friends.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Depends on why I was famous. If it was famous for being a good person, famous. Otherwise, rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
No. I'd wither. My adrenaline needs to be pumping or I can't work at all. I don't get outta bed unless I feel excited about the day.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
A lot.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Making my parents proud of me.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Good question. Probably my volunteer work.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
I'd like to improve the quality of life for a large group of people. I'm still working on *how* I'll do that.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Second place is just another name for "first loser".
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes. I've entered paintball tourneys knowing I could probably take on entire teams by myself without the rest of my very talented team. When that happens, we handicap ourselves because wiping people out isn't challenging. I'd rather try and win with just 10 shots than be guaranteed a victory.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
No. I am what I am.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Nothing, but I'm ok with that.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Hrm. Items don't mean a whole lot to me. I'd like a nicer car, I suppose.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Someone who would destroy the entire show, because it's not worth a teabaggin' dime.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
My father.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Sometimes. I don't like how skinny I am.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Patience.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
Not really. It won't win a Nobel Prize. :P
And finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
Lust. Definitely lust.