I AM YOUR MASTER!!! BOW BEFORE ALL THAT IS ELI!!!!!

[funkhole]

I called the editor of the Sitting Duck, and He gave me a job. When he learned that I was sixteen, there was a short pause and then he said "wow, there arn't many 30 year olds that write better then you." which was like the biggest ego boost I've ever reseved in my life. So watch out, I might just step all over you lowly peons and toss my hair

Comments

[xnlyindreams]

That seems like a really cool job for you at your age. I am happy for you that you got the job, and you really seem to like it.. Have fun!

[fireserpent000]

Thats fuckin awsome.

[stolensoul4818]

HOLY SHIT ELI!!!! Congratulations!!! I'm so happy for you!!! YAY!

[nina0]

Congratulations! That's so awesome.

[imaginarything]

so. like. you could get me into shows? maybe? i love you?

[funkhole]

Very pissibly