2nd Experiment

[funkinmylab]

One of these days I need to make some sort of memory-wiping machine for myself. Who knew a day like that could be so... detestable! In more ways than one, it left a bad taste in my mouth.

Hmm. Yet at the same time, it provided me with a lot of interesting research material.

Quickly! Someone explain the concept of 'love' to me! If I can break

Comments

[nosferatroll]

It's disgusting and vile. You don't need to know anymore.

[funkinmylab]

Disgusting and vile, you say? That only makes me all the more interested!

[nosferatroll]

Not the good kind of vile. The kind with pink and fluffy bunnies.

[funkinmylab]

What?! T-That's horrifying!

[numanstan]

... Y'can't turn love into a formula, mate. S'not that simple.

[funkinmylab]

And just what do you know?

[numanstan]

Lots of stuff. I know the entire Stones discography by heart. I know how to summon demons. I know every girl in Camden and her sister. And I know a thing or two 'bout love. And that's why I know you can't do it.

[funkinmylab]

Summon demons?! Don't be ridiculous!

Don't talk as if you know me! If a lousy human can know love, then so can I!

[katto_katto]

Love is watching as the blood streams down from your victims throats as their faces finally freeze in terror.

[funkinmylab]

Sounds like we've got a natural here!

[katto_katto]

I'm glad you agree!

[funkinmylab]

I think you're the only one who made any sense.

[legberjack]

Desperation, devotion, blindness. Take your pick. Oi, shouldn't you have figured this shit out by now? Th' hell are you, twelve?

[funkinmylab]

Hmph. I'm over a thousand years old.

[legberjack]

Tch! Shit, you really don't got any excuses for ignorance then, do you?

[funkinmylab]

Shut up. Demons don't usually ponder on subjects such as this one, but I'm a scientist! I have to plunge into the depths of the unknown!

[glompedbystakes]

Without love, it can not be seen.

Love brings people together, Uryu.

[funkinmylab]

W-what are you talking about? Power is what brings people together!

[glompedbystakes]

Love keeps people together. It makes people happy, Uryu.

[funkinmylab]

You make it sounds it's some sort of super glue.