Walk Like an Egyptian

[funkmaster3000]

I just got a turban and a chain that means "harry" from my mom. How slick is that. I feel like a middle eastern gangsta. I love this shit man, oh my god, it's like swimming in jello. Everything seems yellow

Comments

[eurotrash_girl]

so let me get this straight. i fell asleep. i woke up at six clutching a turban.

enchanting

[funkmaster3000]

Hahaha! Sorry, I had to find my bottle. OH, What a pun!

[funkmaster3000]

I need that back

[aplasticred]

spiders are frightening in dreams.

[funkmaster3000]

Oh hell yeah, they're the worst! I remember this one dream I had, I was running through the jungle, trying to escape, something, so I swing on a vine and fall onto this log and thousands of little spiders come out and crawl all over me, and I wake up.