I had a pretty drunk but active weekend.

More softball games need to happen soon.

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I killed almost everyone last night in Beer Pong.

"Back to back, belly to belly
I don't give a damn, I done dead already
Oho back to back, belly to belly
At the Zombie Jamboree"

Well Friday if there ain't no bangin' parties goin' on looks like it's gonna be a fucking taxlo night. HAHAHAhahahahaAHAH ( Read more... )

So we all need to seriously snug, smoke, and watch
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Nightmares, fucking three nights in a row. Not cool dude!

Back to CB Flooring for a week. I knew they'd come crawling back to me for help. Hah, those low bastards are scum underneath my flats!
Cash flow, money, DOUGH!

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oh my, man STDS sucks. that man is complete yucksville. gonorrhea or the clap or herpes suck maaaaaan ( Read more... )

Gah, it's so good.

The O's game was the best. Jesus him self coudln't of planned a better day. Satan or Marley could mos def.

confusion, you dirty little bastard, has seeped into our lives

but alas, we're titans which can and will crush you all to death

you're dead