so i just wore up and i should probably use this time to eat some food but i have to tellyou all about the food i dreamed i was eating
well first i barely remember my first dream, only that me and my siter where younger, like 11 and 13? and we were picked from teh auience to go on stage during this play as extras. it was aout...electricity? and involved a lot of running around the stage fixing circuts, and there was a hansom cab driver who was actually hansom. my sis ter had a crush on him and i was always in the wrong spot riding a skateboard and knocking into parts of the set and then she would yell at me. i couldnt tell how much of the caos was on purpose and how mch we were fucking up this play\
ANYWAY
the second more recent dream was me at a place that was a cross between the house on the show jersey shore and the house i catully was at on the jersey shore for new yers. everyone was running around making food and i was hungry but no one would let me eat any, it was all *for* someone or somethng specific. so i gave up and made a sandwhich for myself out of live baby snakes and baby mice mixed with honey and nuts. it tasted okay but i kept spilling it and losing snakes in the mud (i made it outside and carried it in later) and i somehow ended up with a LOT of it on my dress. the mice and snake tails kept getting caught in my teeth and i kept looking for toothpicks which i couldnt find. i ended up sharing part of the sandwich with a girl who i dont recognize from real life..... and then i woke up. she wasnt weirded out by the food really, only asked me if it was annoying when they fell on me, and i said only when they bite.
WHAT THE FUCK
seriously
alright time to eat something and go to work