"woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head..."

[funkyfreeek86]

GREETINGS. wow, it's been too long since i've actually written anything of substance in here. instead i just tease; giving you juicy tidbits and then LETTING YOU HANG LIKE A CATHOLIC DURING OLIVER CROMWELL'S RULE! oh, historically relevent jokes. how i heart thee

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[faraway_song]

Just for the record, I totally read it all. So...you owe me sexual favors?

[snoopygal327]

Make that a fivesome. btw- your phrase about the teeny emperor made me giggle for several minutes.