half of it is true. stolen from tom. he's from portugal. ha! just kidding.

You Know You're Italian When....

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wow this shit is deep. who knew.

Your Inner European is Italian!


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my head hurts. for a week.

I was getting items out of the refridgerator to make an omlette. I had the ham, cheese, and eggs in my hand when I felt a THWUMP. It was the contents of the sliced ham falling out onto the floor. I guess my family's not very hip to sealing the resealable packages.

UniqueLmnt: i think its all sweet ya know what he says but his soul is all tortured over a girl and i'm like dude shes a fucking 'tard! so retarded she can't handle the re

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My brother needs to have a girl friend so I can go shopping with her and get the sister I always wanted. Or something. Someone almost tripped over my power cord. Dumb people, watch where you are walking.