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[funkyp526]

Go ahead, google yourself, I BET you can't match this. Apparently I was convicted for burglary by the Oklahoma Circuit court two months after I was born. I always knew I had a f*#*ed up childhood. Correction, my appeal for a conviction was denied two months after I was born. Which means, I committed burglary when still in the womb

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Not a stalker, just a stranger

[otakuzim_1213]

Hello. I found your post when I was browsing the "Latest Posts" page, and it caught my eye. I thought you'd be interested to know that, according to the Google gods, I was a Canadian member of parliment, professional hockey player, male model, and English professor... ALL AT THE SAME TIME. We are truly masters of Time.

-otakuzim_1213