After everything that's happened this weekend (and i didn't drink a drop), I will never drink alcohol again. If I do or try, please punch me in the face ( Read more... )

"Contested shots wound us. Uncontested shots and layups kill us." -Avery Johnson

( What's the worst that I can say? )

( Everybody's Changing... )

P Funk 318: my friends bought me "condoms for little peckers"
Oniwago 18: Asians have small penises.
Oniwago 18: It's not only insulting to you, but also your entire kind.
Oniwago 18: I love it
P Funk 318: hahahaha

( Gonna try, try, try... )

An interesting question was posed tonight at Mass:

"Would you die for the Dream?"

Hmm...

P Funk 318: i g2g
P Funk 318: i got a hot date with books
DiabetiesMan: aight, catch ya on the flipside!!!!
P Funk 318: she might put out this time
DiabetiesMan: Aw... for a second I thought you said boobs
P Funk 318: hahahhahahha

Thor1586: You put my geekdom to shame Paul
Thor1586: I am in awe

opsofficer212: Just, you know, don't get any STD's
P Funk 318: psh
P Funk 318: no way will i get laid
P Funk 318: don't worry
opsofficer212: I am worried
P Funk 318: hehe
P Funk 318: nah
opsofficer212: I know that people are willing to accept money
P Funk 318: HAHAHAHA

P Funk 318: all u guys need is me back there...
P Funk 318: i dunno 3 more years of the 4 of us?
onelilwhiteboyps: we arent that wild
P Funk 318: yeah
P Funk 318: we just insult each other
P Funk 318: especially the Asian one
onelilwhiteboyps: haha, thats you!
P Funk 318: hahahaha