Do the D.A.N.C.E.
1 2 3 4 fight
Stick to the B.E.A.T.
Get ready to ignite
You were such a P.Y.T.
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A.B.C.
That's how we make it right.

I wonder why she didn't keep the bracelet?
Maybe I should have gave her the letter book?

Nah, I love that thing.
Man my stomach hurts.

I want to start killing people for a living.
Or maybe if I could just will people into being struck by fucking lightning,
that would be great.

Brother: Listen man, you can go live in your fucking Tom Hanks love movie where every bitch is special and perfect. IN REAL LIFE EVERY BITCH IS DIFFERENT, OKAY.

Way to put it, bro. He also said he wants his tombstone to read "I GOT 5 ON IT". <3

This job is tiring me out. The work itself isn't bad, but I have to go in to the office every day, so I ( Read more... )

On the phone with Richie-

Me: You know, some times I wonder what my limit is.
Richie: Oh man, i'm going to buy you a candy bar.
Me: A candy bar? Why?
Richie: So that when you do reach your limit and go nuts, you'll spare me and be all "Hey Rich, thanks for the candy."
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ah man I love you. Thanks for being my friend.
Richie: No problem!

I get by with a little help from my friends.
With a little help from my friends.
With a little help from my friends.

I was reminiscing with my brother yesterday about the first time we were introduced to hip-hop. Specifically the Wu-Tang clan. It came up because an aunt of mine that lives there gave him a Wu-Tang t-shirt for his birthday, and he was baffled as to how she could have possibly gotten a hold of one. But apparently our cousin Ratul had left it for him ( Read more... )

I'm not sure why I keep spending so many hours laying in bed doing nothing. I don't think I'm depressed. I think I just really want to lay around and do a whole lot of nothing for extended periods of time. What a shitty subconscious desire. Also, waking up from dreams you're enjoying sucks ( Read more... )

Didn't get out of bed till 8 again today, whatever. Richie sent me a text around 7, said he would come by in an hour or two. At 9:30 I got worried, since he's got the shittiest luck out of anyone I know, and drives around in a shitty car out in the rain, I figured he might be dead. Man that would have pissed me off ( Read more... )

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Married

2) Vegetarian?
Nah son. I need to consume flesh.

3) Heaven?
Brt

4) Come close to dying?

not that i know of.

5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
none.

6) Are you eating?
NOT ATM. I'M DIETING.

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yes. I eat all of it.

8) Makeup?
I look pretty good in lipstick tbh.

9) Were you the dumper ( Read more... )