In which I discuss Twilight with my mother

[funkyzanzara]

Mom: But they don't even do anything in those vampire movies, do they? They just stare lovingly into each other's eyes

Comments

[epouvante]

your mom makes an excellent logical point

[w00t11]

This makes so much sense.

[quincunx]

Related question: if Bella('s blood?) is "like a drug" to Edward, should the Mormon author be endorsing his consumption of it?

Unrelated to anything in particular: a very serious analysis of twilight

[funkyzanzara]

People magazine voted Bill from Twilight "most smoldering vampire"

[funkyzanzara]

I mean from True Blood

I'm kinda drunk, hey boy

[quincunx]

Hey girl, I survived Christmas Eve with the mentally ill. We shall see about Christmas day.

[superblynothing]

A++