damn sandman's cheating on me. he didn't come home tonight.

[funniegerl]

up until 6am today.
don't know what the deal is.

OH WAIT YES I DO....

these nightmares are getting out of control. last night i had a nightmare about some deranged demonic woman that crawled on all fours coming after me with a hammer. and you know how you usually wake up right at the moment they're gonna get you?

yeah...I FREAKIN DIDN'T! instead she

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[placeslost]

I always considered those erotic dreams...maybe I should rethink that.

Hope you got some sleep. How do you feel about 30 Rock? Worth the time? I keep thinking about checking that out.

[funniegerl]

whatever floats your boat? why does this seem wildly inappropriate to say right now?

well worth it. it took me a minute to get into it too. somehow it didn't seem appealing in actual television but is great on hulu.

[operator_error]

it's even better when you own them on dvd.

[placeslost]

I don't ever recall a boat being involved...maybe I missed something.

I have an aversion to Tina Fey, I don't care how good anything she does now is, when she was the head writer, SNL STUNK (not that it has gotten much better since).

[eroticcakejob]

Pick up some holy water and throw it around your room.

[funniegerl]

better: we weather proofed the windows.

[operator_error]

i had a nightmare last night too.

i was at this party, and lindsey lohan was there - and she took me in the backyard and tried to blow me, but my dick was not responding to her cracked out eyes that kept looking up at me. i zipped up my pants and walked back inside and she kept yelling "you don't fuck with the Lohan!" (i saw don't mess with the the zohan recently...)

i was drinking too, but i don't remember feeling drunk.

[funniegerl]

"you don't fuck with the lohan"

i'm gonna use that the next time i sleep with a boy.
which will be never.
because i don't sleep.
nor do i have sex.
because i look haggard.
has this gotten uncomfortable?

[operator_error]

you just excited me in the pantsicles.

[funniegerl]

oh that's awesome. someone thinks i'm hot. i only have to travel a billion miles to get to them.

fuck it, i'm sure i'm getting chocolate tomorrow anyway.
(wow...did i just turn 40? wait for it...wait for it...)

[smileforsuzy]

um I was watching hulu at 3am after I tried to do JUMPING JACKS to make myself tired. I also tried to read a book, and draw but the drawings just came out as a bunch of owls who couldn't shut their eyes with big moons in the background that were really clocks stuck on AM hours..

[funniegerl]

wow, you are so much better with your insomnia time than i am.

we should see a movie before i go. and have mojitos.