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[funshinekat]

Steve took me to a party. We played drinking games. I met this adorably adorable kid that I kept saying looked like Marty Biron (and he knew who Marty Biron was). I learned to play Guitar Hero. I met a rather cute guy from R.I.T.

Said cute guy proceeded to whip his cock out at me when we were behind the house having a smoke.

I hate this

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[drivebyluna]

:( what the fuck is wrong with these guys???

[funshinekat]

No idea. Is 'I'll have a smoke with you' secretly some new slang for 'Sure, I'll blow you out behind the house!' these days? Because if it is, I think I'll quit to avoid the faux pas.

Perhaps he took the phrase "cocksmoking" literally?

[erebos]

At first, I was rather jealous of him. Because -- even if it is only in my most perverse fantasies -- you're MY homicidal sociopathic gun moll, damn it.

Now, I'm just glad I usually wait until the second date to arbitrarily expose myself to people I barely know. But I usually only do so to cab drivers. Don't ask.

Seriously, you have to rather give it to the guy -- it takes a confident individual to take a beautiful, intelligent young woman who is kinda into him outside just to show off his shortcomings.

Did he at least tie it into a knot? Make it do funny voices? Juggle? Anything?

Re: Perhaps he took the phrase "cocksmoking" literally?

[funshinekat]

No such shenanigans. If he had done something silly, I may not have been so appalled. Although, his friends called him while he was standing there with it half-cocked (oh, a double entendre?) and he asked if they could 'give him a minute'. Just a minute?

And thank you, I'm glad I'm considered somebody's homocidal sociopathic gun moll. Find yourself a playing card themed outfit, and lets go beat the shit out of Batman.