Trouble

[funwithpuns]

I'm actually in MASSIVE trouble! Rather than worry about it, I'll just carry on as if everything's okay!

Comments

[patpromise]

always the best way i find.

pat x

[nonumbers]

Did you get your the daughter of your boss pregnant on the same night you told her you were having an affair with her mum (his wife), who also turned out to be pregnant with your child, then you set their house on fire in an attempt to kill them all to get out of it but they weren't in because they were eating at the restaurant that you work at as a chef, where they contracted all contracted a massive disease due to your poor cooking and may all now die and have no home for their unborn children - and you got caught trying to turn off their life support machines while simultaneously looking at child pornography and molesting a dog.

If so, youre in a lot of trouble.

P.S. if that's true then I promise I didnt know.

[lardpony]

best.