Stalked

[funwithpuns]

My stalker was on the bus again. I swear he wasn't even in the queue until we were about to get on. He did his normal trick of moving to the front of the bus well before my stop- so I can't off first and escape, I assume- but the moment I got off I walked quickly away, trying to cross roads just before cars so he had to wait. Didn't stop the weird

Comments

[radionausea]

He's probably a brother your parents lost on their 'not talkes about' trip to Vietnam. They lost him in the jungle, he was raised intermitently by the predator and golden apes, learning the rudiments of language from a broken, repeating american tape-deck. Once he found a missing wallet and saw a picture of someone that looked like him. Once he returned to society he asked someone to look at it and tell him what it was. it was your fathers lost driving license and address. He's come to demand asylum.

I'm too wasted to look back at that and see what insanity and incoherence it was.

[funwithpuns]

It's possible, I suppose!

[gwil_marx]

??

What bus you mentalist? Is he local?

[funwithpuns]

A new late 92 bus.

hmmmm

[babies4feet]

He probably thinks you're Barry Mcguigan; I get that sometimes.

[bethanberg]

urgh, tell the police! he sounds mental and i don't like mental people...

[lardpony]

racist!