Countdown to 1 ( Read more... )

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried ( Read more... )

Just so you know, I never usually even read it, but I did today and got this:

Okay, calm down. Take several breaks and do some deep breathing. The sense of crisis, emotional turmoil and gut-wrenching change isn't quite done with yet. In some ways, it's only just getting going. Sorry.I'm especially worried because it was in the Metro's horoscope ( Read more... )

Right, first up, I got my phone back! :D Well, Mum did, but it is now in my possession once more, so yay ( Read more... )

I'm going to deleteall the posts in here, start again when I feel like it, basically.
See y'all later... don't go deleting me, I will be back :)
Love
Mike

I was going to make this Friends Only, because certain people who don't even have LJs seem to think they have the right to complain about what I put here. If you don't like it, don't read it. Simple as. Certainly don't whinge at me, as I really don't care. And yes, I'm well aware that that sounds like a stupid thing to say, but I mean never read it ( Read more... )

Well, fuck it ( Read more... )

Go add wickilol
It's Vicki.
She's cool.
Add her!

♣ Gemma will not answer my question. MESSAGE ME BACK! PLEASE ( Read more... )

I am now okay I think, although I haven't really made a decision I thought I did last night ( Read more... )