I've officially come to the conclusion that life is way too complicated, and that trying to figure stuff out in life will just eventually drive you insane
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If you become a hippy, here are the consequences... 1) You will smell becuase you will stop showering 2) You will talk about nonsense and irritate people because you'll bitch and moan but never actually do anything about it 3) You will smoke a lot of pot (which will end up leading the the problem in #2) 4) You will drop out of school because it represents organization, hierarchy and beauracracy (all of which you complain about but do nothing in order to actually change it) 5) You will join a co-op and smell even worse because you will live with a bunch of other hippies who also don't shower 6) You will be hated by Cartman, and several other animated characters including, but not limited to, Homer Simpson, All American Dad guy (whatever his name is), Peter Griffin and several other fat white guys 7) Most importantly of all, I will refuse to talk to you based on reasons 1-5, but particularly any reason that causes you to be a smelly person.
Now, do you really want this to become your life? I didn't think so...
Haha I'm taking a "free of charge" yoga seminar/class so I can finally learn how to relax. Well I was also thinking there would be cute boys in the class. Wrong. There are lots of hippie boys in the class.
yeah but, speaking as a pseudo-hippie, hippies have to worry about the environment, and social wrongs, and getting busted for smoking pot, and all that crap.
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1) You will smell becuase you will stop showering
2) You will talk about nonsense and irritate people because you'll bitch and moan but never actually do anything about it
3) You will smoke a lot of pot (which will end up leading the the problem in #2)
4) You will drop out of school because it represents organization, hierarchy and beauracracy (all of which you complain about but do nothing in order to actually change it)
5) You will join a co-op and smell even worse because you will live with a bunch of other hippies who also don't shower
6) You will be hated by Cartman, and several other animated characters including, but not limited to, Homer Simpson, All American Dad guy (whatever his name is), Peter Griffin and several other fat white guys
7) Most importantly of all, I will refuse to talk to you based on reasons 1-5, but particularly any reason that causes you to be a smelly person.
Now, do you really want this to become your life? I didn't think so...
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okay, so WONT become a hippie, but I still need a way to not go insane from the complexity of life. any suggestions?
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Trust me. You don't want to become one.
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