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Sekiso lived and taught on the Southern Mountain, and Kankei lived and taught on the Northern Mountain. One day, a monk came from the Northern Monastery to the Southern Monastery in search of teaching. Sekiso said to him, "My Southern Monastery is no better than the Monastery in the North." The monk did not know what reply to make. When he returned to Kankei and told him the story, Kankei said, "You should have told him that I am ready to enter Nirvana any day."
Monje ve tortuga y pregunta al maestro: A ver, si los seres cubren sus huesos con carne y piel, como es que este ser cubra su carne y piel con huesos? Va el maestro, se quita una sandalia y tapa la tortuga.
One day Hofuku said to his disciples, "When one passes behind the temple, he meets Chang and Li, but he does not see anyone in front of it. Why is this? Which of the two roads is better?" A monk answered, "Something must be wrong with the sight. Nothing is gained without seeing." The Master scolded the monk, saying, "Stupid, the temple is always like this." The monk said, "If it were not the temple, one should see something." The Master said, "I am talking about the temple and nothing else."
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¡Qué terrible, jaajajajja, pero que mamonazo!
Jajajajajaja... si, ese si es un amigo y lo demás tonterías. Jajajajja. Bravo!
A student asked the Zen Librarian for help finding books and articles about the tobacco lobby. The Zen Librarian scribbled a picture of a horn on a Post-It and slapped it onto the student's forehead.
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Vamos, eso de Mu es increíble.
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Vamos, eso de Mu es increíble.
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The Southern Mountain
Sekiso lived and taught on the Southern Mountain, and Kankei lived and taught on the Northern Mountain. One day, a monk came from the Northern Monastery to the Southern Monastery in search of teaching. Sekiso said to him, "My Southern Monastery is no better than the Monastery in the North." The monk did not know what reply to make. When he returned to Kankei and told him the story, Kankei said, "You should have told him that I am ready to enter Nirvana any day."
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Jajajajajajajaja...
voy descubriendo que estos son unos cachondos.
Monje ve tortuga y pregunta al maestro: A ver, si los seres cubren sus huesos con carne y piel, como es que este ser cubra su carne y piel con huesos?
Va el maestro, se quita una sandalia y tapa la tortuga.
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JJJJJJJJJjjajajajajaja, todo estaba dentro de mi!!!!
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAA!
Voy a seguir, ahora me toca reír!
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One day Hofuku said to his disciples, "When one passes behind the temple, he meets Chang and Li, but he does not see anyone in front of it. Why is this? Which of the two roads is better?" A monk answered, "Something must be wrong with the sight. Nothing is gained without seeing." The Master scolded the monk, saying, "Stupid, the temple is always like this." The monk said, "If it were not the temple, one should see something." The Master said, "I am talking about the temple and nothing else."
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJjjjajajajaja, si alguien lee esto y quiere que se lo traduzca, avisa, jajajajaja.
¡Qué terrible, jaajajajja, pero que mamonazo!
Jajajajajaja... si, ese si es un amigo y lo demás tonterías. Jajajajja. Bravo!
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No puedo más.
JAJAJAJAJAJA.
A student asked the Zen Librarian for help finding books and articles about the tobacco lobby. The Zen Librarian scribbled a picture of a horn on a Post-It and slapped it onto the student's forehead.
Jajajajaja!
voy a seguir, que vicio.. jajajaja
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