fic: Destiny is an ice floe on a darkened sea

[furloughday]

Title: Destiny is an ice floe on a darkened sea
Words: 1.5k
Rating: PG
Summary: The Social Network. What if they hadn't gone through legal proceedings?
WARNINGS: YOU LITERALLY MIGHT VOM. DO NOT READ THIS. Penguin egg!fic AU. CRACK.
A/N: For crazykookie and shifty-gardener. Joke at end is not mine.
and oh my God, cynicalpenpen did a Chinese translation

Comments

[pidgeoned]

[furloughday]

YOU ARE SUCH A LOVELY FIC.

[furloughday]

-tional being who I message on a regular basis.

[pidgeoned]

Hahaha. A+

[furloughday]

At your service.

[pidgeoned]

Hello I am here again. I read this fic when I need a pick me up. pick me up before you go go. wait, that doesn't sound right. mm.

[pidgeoned]

Ugh, the tuxedo joke makes me laugh all the time.

[furloughday]

All I want is for you to laugh all the time. So much that you can only leave keysmash comments.

[melkerr]

Two penguins were standing on an iceberg. One penguin looked at the other and said, "It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo?"

The shorter penguin with curly hair quirked his beak and said, after a beat, "How do you know I'm not?"

It's undignified how hard I cackled at this, you just won the internet. Bravo sir, BRA-VO!

[furloughday]

LIFE GOALS COMPLETE.