fic: Destiny is an ice floe on a darkened sea

[furloughday]

Title: Destiny is an ice floe on a darkened sea
Words: 1.5k
Rating: PG
Summary: The Social Network. What if they hadn't gone through legal proceedings?
WARNINGS: YOU LITERALLY MIGHT VOM. DO NOT READ THIS. Penguin egg!fic AU. CRACK.
A/N: For crazykookie and shifty-gardener. Joke at end is not mine.
and oh my God, cynicalpenpen did a Chinese translation

Comments

[casey_sms]

THIS WORKS SURPRISINGLY WELL. BIZARRE AND BEAUTIFUL, YOU HAVE DONE IT.

Thanks for writing and sharing <3

[furloughday]

"YOU HAVE DONE IT."

THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER HEARD THIS IN LIFE.

[anonymous]

I literally cried reading this. jfc you win everything

[furloughday]

I'm so glad I could make you cry.

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[faithgrowsold]

computer died. But now it has been found again, huzzah!

Anyway. Ahem.

SARAH [LAST NAME REDACTED] THERE IS A PICTURE OF MATING PENGUINS THERE FUCK YOU. WHERE IS THE WARNING FOR MENTAL SCARRING?

But more importantly: because Dustin had once been attacked by a five-hundred pound seal and hadn't been the same since.
CRYING THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER WHAT.

Eduardo had been this gorgeous dark thing who'd just come into Mark's life, saying "I need you" and "We need to win the sardine eating contest, my status in my father's eyes depends on it."
SSOBBBBBING WHAT IS YOUR BRAIN, HOW DOES IT WORK, I CAN'T.

Mark thought for a while, before saying, a coy tilt to his head. "Because my face looks just like yours." SARAH SARAH YOU ARE MY FAVORITE FOREVER EXCEPT THAT TITLE ACTAUALY BELONGS TO YOUR SISTER BUT I AM LIKE, "AHAHA, BITCHES" AT EVERYONE WHO IS COMMENTING (besides the Rachel) BECAUSE I KNOW YOU IN REAL LIFE AND THEREFORE GET YOUR INSANITY IN MY DAILY DAYS AND I CANNOT WAIT TO BE HOME AND UNTIL THEN I WILL SPAM YOU WITH ECARDS OF

[furloughday]

THE WARNING CLEARLY SAYS "DO NOT READ THIS." How much clearer can you get?

TAKE ALL THE CREDIT YOU WANT. I OWE IT ALL TO YOU. I AM SENDING YOU PEANUT M & M'S THROUGH MY SEASTAR!!!

[pidgeoned]

/ninja

I want to be like, Divya or something. >_> jk jk

[cynicalpenpen]

Well, how should I start this...
I've just read your super cute fic Destiny is an ice floe on a darkened sea, oh my god, there's been so long since I've read anything like that before.
AND LOOK AT MY ICON XDDDD
There are so much cute lines in it, like
[Eduardo knocked foreheads with him lovingly, even though Mark didn't know why the sudden burst of love. He smiled at him anyway, for the first time uncertain down to his tiny tail, now that the future was looking bright. How would they make it?
Eduardo did it again, nudging Mark's forehead with his, with the egg between them. After all, touching foreheads was the penguin version of a french kiss.]
I really really smile a lot while reading this part, just melt my heart.
May I ask for your permission to translate this fic to Chinese?
PRETTY PLEASE > < and I'll link your wonderful original version to my translation, that's for sure.

Have a nice day!

[furloughday]

Oh my gosh, of COURSE you can translate it into Chinese! That is so flattering. I'm really glad you liked this :))) Also, your icon is of Pen Pen from Neon Genesis Evangelion!

[cynicalpenpen]

Yes yes yes!!! I love this anime so much, and for years!
Oh god I will finish this ASAP, sooooooooooo cute > <

[furloughday]

Me too!!! I was really into anime, especially kind of eerie ones like Eva. How did you translate that SO. FAST?

[cynicalpenpen]

http://cynicalpenpen.livejournal.com/5991.html
here's what I finished~ if you want to have a look >

[furloughday]

Thank you so much! I wish I could read more than three words in Chinese, this is awesome!!

[cynicalpenpen]

hahahaha, what three words you can read? JUST CURIOUS>

[furloughday]

I'm actually not sure....

冰山 means ice berg, I'm guessing, because that's ice and mountain.
月 means month? or moon?
我 I? I'm prob wrong about that, I just remember it looked really complicated.
水 water! Because it doesn't have the little thingy that 'ice' does!